Fuck it. I’ll replace the Taliban with the Taliban too

If you paid me 2 billion dollars a week I could *also* replace Ayatollah Khomeini with Ayatollah Khomeini #EpsteinFury

a man wearing headphones is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in a chair . ALT: a man wearing headphones is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in a chair .

War crimes are poggers

Universal healthcare is for sussy bakas

If you don’t agree you have big Hamas energy

#headquarters67

But the settlers sailed away after a month of two, and they left the King Can and his wife behind.” (I don’t know when the quote marks started)

-Elmer and his dragon by Ruth Stiles Gannet

how does the jaguar stack up for fuckability?

HAPPENING TONIGHT!

Do you do this often? I have like one dollar so I can’t go tonight but I’d love to hang out eventually if you’re doing poetry readings

“What are we, a vassal state?”

*lets the United States replace its military and run its foreign policy for 50 years*

Man. I find it kind of funny that right now Europe is like “damn. I liked the United States when they were stomping all over El Salvador, Venezuela, Panama, Columbia, Haiti, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Cuba, Palestine, and Somalia, but HOW DARE THEY stomp all over us!”

and you're response to this will be to call your billionaires and ask them what they want to do. fuck you

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

men stop making podcasts and start picking up guitars

I literally sent this screenshot to a bunch of my friends

Nah that’s just you dawg. Although he’s been sick like a million times with heart trouble so you might have heard he was near death but then he recovered

Does subway count? Because the last subway sandwich I had was inedible. And as a gigantic fat ass, a sandwich had to basically be poison for me to not finish it

Feelin' like a corn on the cob
Feelin' like a big lump with nobs
Tried it with butter, everything changed
Hope you have a corn-tastic day

<dun dun dun duh dundun>

BEST THING BOUT CORN IS THE GREASE
CORN BREAKS RESTORE ENERGY
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS THING
I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE
beautiful thing

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.

These two gotta go.

Ric flair is Jewish. He was adopted by a Jewish family. It’s actually bonkers, when he was born he was stolen from his birth parents by scam artists and no one knew for like a decade or two that it had happened. Obviously the people who adopted him had no idea about it until it hit the papers.

So sorry to hear that

On Charlie Kirk & “speaking ill of the dead”

🧵 Authoritarianism, Democratization, and Coalition Politics.

The consensus around here is, more or less, that the United States is currently a consolidating authoritarian regime controlled by a mix of reactionary populists and fascists.

Cuomo vs Zohran scandals

Look at this fucking door #icw #deathmatch

US citizens tired of the regime's human rights abuses confronted Trump regime ICE forces outside of San Francisco’s immigration court, blocking vans.

The heroes formed human chains and disrupted transfers. ICE proceeded to attack them setting off a street clash. #3E #StopICE

Man. You just know Elon Musk thought about naming doge “the kool kuts klan” or something

This young sage speaks the truth.

👀👀
Just heard this; What if Iranian sleeper cells in USA mask themselves as ICE agents? They can take anyone, go everywhere and basically plant a bomb wherever they want to without having to show their faces, ID or any documentation.

COOL GOVERNMENT! Mind if I cum on it?