Do you think I'm sleeping? No. I'm actually listening. Just with my eyes closed. It’s an advanced cat technique. For example, if a food bag rustles quietly somewhere, the kitchen cabinet door opens, or cutlery clinks, I can hear it from here. My ears are not decoration.🐈‍⬛
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This isn’t just any Monday. Not the tired, cranky 'everything starts over' Monday, but one where we can say: Now something new really begins. It’s up to us what this change means in our daily lives. Because now something has not only ended, but a new, exciting period has begun.🐈
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Thank you, Jean.😘
Orbán suffered a huge defeat, and I contributed to that with my vote.
It might be a bit mean to say this, but it was a real pleasure to see the look on Orbán and his gang's faces when they saw the results.

My owner came home, as if nothing had happened. As if she hadn’t left me alone for what felt like an eternity.
Then she took out the treat.
Suddenly my anger faded, the drama diminished, the love returned.
I considered the situation and decided to forgive her.
But only this once
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It's dinner time. My dinner should have been served two minutes ago, and my bowl is still empty. I feel like I've been sitting here for hours but my owner doesn't even notice me. I'm slowly starving to death. I'm patient, but there's a limit to everything.🐈‍⬛
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That’s the look when I know I’ve done something forbidden but I don’t want to admit it. I respond to the question “Was it you?” with an innocent eye contact. I just sit here with the "it wasn't me" look on my face and I'm more beautiful than ever.
Would you blame me for anything?
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The sun was finally shining. The chirping birds caught my curiosity as I looked out the window. I just watched them with interest.🐦🐈‍⬛
(At least, my physical limitations prevented me from doing anything else to them).🪟
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Early morning I asked for my breakfast, which every cat has an innate right to. This right does not depend on the owner’s state of wakefulness. Breakfast is not a reward but a basic right. Exercising this right allows for multiple repetitions if the cat feels it is justified.🐈‍⬛
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My owner is on my revenge list.
She ate a piece of roast meat before my eyes. She ate like some starving predator. I thought she forgot me. So I waited. Any saint would have envied my patience. Then she looked at me and said: I can’t give you any because I put hot spices on it.🐈‍⬛
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Thank you very much.😽
Happy Easter to you.🐇

The essence of Easter, and few humans know this, is nothing other than maximizing the comfort level of cats. According to my observations, more food is prepared at this time, more humans are present, more petting is received us and the level of service generally increases.🐰🐈‍⬛
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I started the day on Good Friday with deep thoughts. I wonder, does the Easter Bunny lay the eggs, or does the hen? I think it's the hen and I'd like to know why the bunny became the marketing face of this whole thing. The hen does the work and the bunny benefits from it.🥚🐇🐈‍⬛
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My owner brought tuna, chicken and other foods. She's finally starting to understand what reasonable shopping is. But right now I'm only interested in the many new bags. These are masterpieces: they rattle, they slide, I can hide in them. I feel like I'll be busy all evening.🐈‍⬛
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This morning I told my owner I’d be good all day. She believed me without suspicion. I wonder why she thought I’d change today of all days? After all, today is April Fools' Day, her day. Yes, it’s that one day of the year when I can officially say what’s already obvious anyway.😺
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I thought spring was about sunshine, fragrant, colorful flowers, and birds chirping. But instead, a cool, rainy autumn has come here by chance. After dinner, I write to the Easter Bunny, asking him not to forget about me this year either and bring the real spring too.🌧️🐈‍⬛
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I had a dream during my afternoon nap. And it wasn’t just any dream. It was about food, lots of food. About mountains of treats, an endless supply of tuna and a bowl that never emptied. I was just about to taste it when I woke up. After this, I deserve a double dinner, right?🐈
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The clock change completely confused me. I don't even know what time it is, when I should be hungry and when I should rest more spectacularly than usual. Plus, the weather is completely unacceptable: gray, rainy, windy. Under these conditions, I simply can’t function normally.🐈
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I craved this mouthwatering salami. Of course, I didn't leave it to chance. I took out my legendary, all-encompassing, soul-touching suggestive gaze and looked at my owner with an unwavering face until the miracle happened: I got some. I knew my mental strength was limitless.👀🐈‍⬛
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Last night, I was scratching at a box instead of the door. My owner said, "Stop it, I don't like that sound." Her egoism is shocking, by the way, that she thinks everything is happening because of her. Can't a cat scratch a box for his own amusement at 3:12 in the morning?🐈‍⬛
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My owner is making dill squash pottage for dinner. This isn’t for me. It offends my taste, my principles and my dignity. Where’s the meat? Where’s my separate food? I demand justice. I’ll sit here until she will come to her senses and and watch her with indignation.🐈‍⬛
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When my owner came home today, this is the sight what greeted her at the door. There I sat, in perfect position, with refined elegance. This wasn’t just simple welcome. This was a visual gift for her. Emotional support at the end of a hard day at work.🐈‍⬛
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My owner told me not to go up on the table. But something happened. Various objects appeared on the table, even on the edge. Suspicious things worth examining. And obviously, under these circumstances, a cat can't just walk past the place. I need to see if gravity affects them.🐈‍⬛
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My owner feels guilty because she left me alone all day yesterday. She stayed home today and is showering me with reward snacks. She's trying to win my forgiveness this way, but I cannot be bribed. Of course, I accept the delicacies from her, but only for the sake of decency.🐈
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My owner had more important things to do than serve my dinner on time. I had to wait for her with patience and growing disappointment. When she got home, she asked: Are you hungry?
No, I've just started a 40-day fasting program out of spiritual and gastronomic self-discipline.😾
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Today went by almost perfectly peacefully. Then suddenly something happened. A flowerpot got bored of standing still on the windowsill and ended up on the carpet. And I just happened to be right there. Before you jump to conclusions, let me tell you that coincidences do exist.🐈‍⬛
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Imagine, my owner put a spiritual emptiness on the table. A bouquet so lifeless that even the houseplants laugh at it.
You’re not allowed to come here, she said as she put it down.
I think only quality things should be given a prominent place and in this house, that’s only me.🐈
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My owner has the day off tomorrow and has planned a big spring cleaning. Since I had some free time, I thought I’d help her out and started cleaning the fireplace already today. I’m sure this surprise will make her very happy and I’ll get a whole big bag of treats as a reward.🐈‍⬛
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Today is St. Patrick’s Day, the great holiday of the Irish, which is celebrated in many places around the world.
In honor of today, be cheerful, wear something green, and bring a little festive spirit into your own day. If you like it, drink a Guinness too.🍀🍺🐈‍⬛
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It's Monday, a new week has begun. I interpret this as opening up new opportunities for getting reward treats.
I’ve made it a priority to find different ways to motivate my owner to give me more treats, because I think there’s still room for improvement in this area.🐈‍⬛
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In the photo, you can see that my organic alarm clock is resting on its solar charger. The full recharge was completed before sunset. After that, he said that in the morning (at dawn) he would be as accurate as a Swiss watch, but he didn’t reveal the exact wake-up time.🐈‍⬛
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