Tiny white women are the devil. You already knew that.

😂

It is, but it doesn't "hit" the same all of the time.

THANK YOU!

I like Arby's. Take your hate to Canes and their kiddie tenders

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I work too hard for that. I couldn't do it voluntarily. Then these "droughts have me ready to murder. You have my respect

Depending on how bad it gets. Allergy medicine or an EpiPen. Figure out if it's worth the gamble.

You know what's really stupid. All of the pseudoephedrine is behind the counter to make sure that me living in a completely Urban black neighborhood doesn't make meth, but baking soda is out in the damn open and I'm more likely to make crack anyway.

It found me🤬
Someone said it may be the iodine

That's what gift bags are for. Just put some magic marker on the outside of a grocery bag. Good enough

They use protein powder instead of flour when they fry it

I think this is why all these people keep following me so that they can send me DMS. Thank you

Maybe of he's playing "Fuck, Marry, Kill" I'm picking Dolly as well.

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4 years?!

First watch is really good, waffle House is basically a truck. Stop breakfast. I love them both

Yep. Yep. Yep!

😄 Working and traveling, we must have just missed each other

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You should be celebrated

There is never "too tall" for a woman. If she's fine, she's fine. One of my girlfriends was 6'2", I'm 6'. I didn't mind at all

I was hoping we could get enough people there to change it for the better 😮‍💨

Why not? You asked for a "gift" this holiday season... Now we're here

Is there a syllabus and a rubric? If you followed it and did well, go above his head to the dean. There's no way you can tell me you're only giving Bs

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Sorry about that

I HATE IT! 😡

No. Nope. Not Never. Ain't no way.

Y'all wanna be "fun sized" until it's time for midget throwing. Then it's like "stop picking me up" 🙄🙄