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Posts by ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!

What? WHAT?

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No advice, since I’ve never even been to Boston, but I just wanted to say that you’re a good friend. 💜

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

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Apparently so!

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photo of Ryan Gosling from what I believe is “La La Land”.

photo of Ryan Gosling from what I believe is “La La Land”.

Uhhh, #OFMD peeps … this photo of Ryan Gosling from what I believe is “La La Land” … are my two worlds colliding?

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I feel this. I once asked my mum if I was pretty; she laughed and said “Oh, all mothers think their geese are swans.” Uh, thanks.

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This is going to sound very over dramatic, but I swear 2024 was when we veered into the Bad Timeline. #OFMD was cancelled, Trump won again, and everything just keeps getting worse. *sigh* I think I need to write something super fluffy to jolt me out of this funk.

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Helllp he’s so PRETTY

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I’m so sorry! 😞

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Oh, this is lovely!

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a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do ALT: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do

Rewatching “Bones”. Great show, awesome writing, attractive leads and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS EPISODE IS TWENTY YEARS OLD?

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Folks who attended Rhys Darby’s standup: THIS IS WHAT HE WAS WARNING US ABOUT. Time to grab a dildo and save humanity!

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Here’s a one-week-later bump!

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Me too, yelling “HELL YEAH” until they kick me out.

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“And even if you can’t, hell, Hudson Williams and Francois Arnaud can barely skate.”

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Oh damn, he’s SO hot.

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Crossword puzzle whose clue says “Plots with lots of pricks.”

Crossword puzzle whose clue says “Plots with lots of pricks.”

Oh, pretty much anything by any of my favourite smut writers. 😏

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I love Hudson’s no-holds-barred response about AI so much! He truly gives no fucks, and I hope he never loses that.

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Someone in the #HeatedRivalry fanficdom whose fic has the kind of engagement I can only dream of just cheerfully admitted to using AI for cleanup purposes. And the reactions are … not what I would’ve expected. They’re basically “Oh, thank you for explaining your process!”. HUH?

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Adorable buttons showing Ed and Stede from seasons 1 and 2!

Adorable buttons showing Ed and Stede from seasons 1 and 2!

SCREAMING! They’re so cute! Thank you, @poorlyformed.bsky.social !

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"That day, Stede was amazed to discover that when Ed was saying 'Run me through', what he meant was, 'I love you.'" - with apologies to “The Princess Bride.”

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I literally just rewatched that movie last week! I love it, and I love your shirt!

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R, you’re terrible! No one else would ever think of such depravity! Certainly not me! *clutches pearls*

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A wee gorgeous embroidery piece showing the Revenge with a rainbow as its background.

A wee gorgeous embroidery piece showing the Revenge with a rainbow as its background.

And look at the darling Revenge embroidery by @redwsailing.bsky.social that I won! It’s taking pride of place with some of my other beloved booty!

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Awesome book binding kit!

Awesome book binding kit!

Eee! Look what I got! Thank you, @bookknobs.bsky.social!

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That’s me right at the front on the far left!

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Saw Rhys perform live tonight with two of my most favourite people in the world: my husband and @i-dont-miss.bsky.social. HOT FUCKING DAMN, what a show, and Rhys is so … 😍🫠

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Hayden going for the throat even though Marleau is twice his size! 🫠

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