I've got another $5 for everyone who can remember a single thing about the plot of INFINITE, which is one of those movies.

Mia Wasikowska foofy sleeves still undefeated

Sleeve for the 2026 Boards Of Canada album Inferno

Looks like the interest surrounding the announcement of Boards Of Canada's first album in 13 years, yes 13 YEARS, has totally broken both Warp Records' website and its bleep.com webstore.

A vehicle set up by Jeffrey Epstein, yesterday

Yo Hegseth, how about weaning the military off all that woke vitamin C while you're at it?

The adoption of the warfighter mindset renders the body immune to all diseases, or something

We've got posters for it on bus hoardings running with the line "From a producer of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY" which I find equally pitiful and hilarious

Also weirdo Michael Jackson fans being super-defensive about any criticism of the movie or Jackson himself.

Probably ought to make your peace while you can with the Michael Jackson movie making serious bank this weekend.

Well, well, looks like someone's about to put their special beating-off glove to good use

A picture of the Dyson HushJet Mini Cool Fan, demonstrating how its cylindrical form with a weirdly-shaped part at the top fits in the palm of the hand,. Or up your butt.

This week in Things Not To Be Mistaken For Your Vibrator: the Dyson Hushjet Mini Cool Fan.

screenshot of google doc that says the following: Trans Metal Comp; Hi!! We're putting together a compilation album comprised of metal tracks composed by trans musicians and are currently seeking submissions! The album will be released on Bandcamp on June 26th and all sales will go directly towards individual trans folks' fundraising campaigns. We had initially planned on donating to an organization, but the fact of the matter is that right now, trans people need money, and the best way to help is by giving directly. We will be as transparent as possible with where the money goes and boost who we can. If that sounds good to you, read the guidelines below and come headbang along with us! \m/ ALL subgenres of metal permitted. Power metal, deathcore, crossover thrash; as long as it's some flavor of metal or has clear metal crossover influence to it, we'll likely accept it. Whether or not specific submissions are accepted is at the sole discretion of the organizers. If we end up not using your work for any reason, don't feel discouraged! It likely just didn't fit the vibe we're going for. NO tracks made with or containing anything regurgitated by "generative" AI NO Nazi shit. If you're trans and also a Nazi for some fuckass reason, look elsewhere. And get your damn life together. NO cis-led solo acts. If your band or project has cis people involved, that's fine!! As long as at least one member is trans and plays an active role in the performance and/or songwriting, feel free to submit. Up to TWO tracks per artist; up to two songs under the same name will be accepted. If you have or are involved with multiple projects, as long as they're distinct from each other and under different names, feel free to submit up to two tracks for each. You must own the rights to the music you submit; any tracks submitted must be owned by you or with the permission of whoever does, and you must personally be involved in the track in either its composition, performance on the recording, or…

are you:
trans?
a metal musician?
want to contribute to a compilation album that will raise money directly for trans people in need?

then what the fuck are you waiting for?? get in the pit!!
forms.gle/dhtLGhurrwQs...

I'm sure they will, when they can overcome certain difficulties in Russian everyday life

Солярис в 4K: Шедевр Тарковского, Который Изменит Ваше Мировоззрение (1972) YouTube video by Киноконцерн "Мосфильм"

The Mosfilm 4K restoration of Tarkovsky's SOLARIS released in 2025 is online right here:

Well, they had a 4K HDR remaster as long ago as 2018 which he'd seen, but it's not clear if that's one of the movies whose rights revert/ed to him at some point for a purported boutique box set

And I say this as someone who has both a huge amount of music made on a Synthi 100 and access to more DAWs and attendant plugins than I care to think about. Electronic music isn't terribly to difficult to make once you've got your head around it, but the learning curve is beyond vertical

The Extraordinary EMS Synthi 100 YouTube video by Alex Ball

One of the cool things about the 1971 EMS Synthi 100 analogue modular synthesiser is the way it's exactly the same as modern Digital Audio Workstation software in that, at first glance, it's not remotely apparent how you get a noise of any sort out of the thing, let alone anything resembling music

Coffee is loser garbage.

Watched AFTERBURN, another totally okay but utterly forgettable movie with no apparent distinguishing qualities and also one of the worst VFX explosions I have seen in recent years. I'd slap at it, but there's nothing to slap at.

And a thousand thousand edgelords
Lived on; and so did I.

A still from the 2002 movie SOLARIS. George Clooney sits in a spacecraft with the lights of its control panels reflecting on the helmet of his spacesuit. Because he is in space, doing space shit.

I will personally give $5 to every journalist interviewing Soderbergh for THE CHRISTOPHERS who asks him where the fuck my SOLARIS Blu-ray is at.

Hawk standing on a pigeon

Flying with the pigeon in his talons

Gwyneth Paltrow can’t find anywhere in New York to get a quick, healthy, delicious meal but here’s a red-tailed hawk grabbing lunch outside the Ft Hamilton F stop. Skill issue.

So, *maths* 15.5mph, which is 3mph or so slower than roadrunner cruising speed. Get back to me when y'all got machines which run quicker than living frickin' dinosaurs.

Things that will make you self-terminate in 2026:
• LLMs
• Addiction to porn
• Addiction to porn made by LLMs

Oh wait., there's a manufactured-on-demand Region 1 DVD. Which isn't much use to me.

Poster for the movie COUNTDOWN. A rocket zooms across the lunar surface, overseen by a wary-looking man in a spacesuit and a guy sitting in front of a bunch of monitors.

Got a hankering to see Robert Altman's sophomore movie COUNTDOWN (1967) in which James Caan and Robert Duvall fight to be first man on the Moon, which he was sacked from during editing due to... overlapping dialogue. Doesn't seem to be streaming anywhere or available in any physical form 🥲

Some Chilean yoga instructor must have done Martín Rejtman some serious physical and psychic damage, judging by how many strips his very funny movie THE PRACTICE tears off the whole yoga deal and industry which he fills with nincompoops, emotional retentives, grifters and souls that ever remain lost

More Britons opt to holiday in UK this summer amid uncertainty over flights Holiday park firms say such bookings are on the rise because of impact of Iran war on aviation

Can't go to Europe because border control delays
Can't go to America because concentration camps
Can't go anywhere else because no fuel for airplanes

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Tommy Wiseau is quite probably mentally unwell and y'all need to stop enabling him, whereas Neil Breen is clearly a genuine threat to society who must be stopped at all costs, ideally through the medium of weaponised Red Letter Media mockery.

This is the most Mr Beast content I’ve ever consumed and it only serves to make his fame and success even more mysterious. Important commentary on just how busted the entire YouTube ecosystem is at its apex