I’m doing very well thank you!

Back at a bar in my hometown and I met a figure from my youth that can only be described as a dope boy superstar…. Well now he’s out of prison and he’s doing GREAT

No, that’s the tagline for polymarket

I thought this said “like Duolingo but for poverty”

Sam, Bank Man, FRIED!

Skinny dudes who wear hoodies in warm weather are just showing off

I remember one time when I met these two fat dudes and they said they had a podcast called “Thicc Topics”

*panicking in a bar tryna cover up a fart* Hey is it cool if I vape I here?

Most deserved takedown in TV history

Yeah sure Jim’s got height and reach but he ain’t got that dog in him. That’s why he never pursued his dream of becoming a sportswriter

If I worked at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, Jim Halpert got about 1-2 times to look at the camera all slick after I say some shit before I throw a stapler at him to knock him off guard and then come over the desk at his ass. That’s the only way to deal with people like that

Multiple times yesterday someone asked me about @peezytx.bsky.social being in the hole and at least one other person nearby went “wait you know the guy from the hole?”

Thank you!

i just think it was really brave of @peezytx.bsky.social to post hole

“Broke in a mobile home, stole a stove and a fridge

Kidnapped the parents and left a ransom note for the kids”

It’s almost kinda funny that there’s full grown adults in this world who convinced themselves that when Donald Trump heard about Jeffery Epstein’s crimes he was like “Whoa whoa whoa… These are CHILDREN, Jeff!” And then cut him out of his life forever. LMAO adult men believe that happened…wild

I’ve been so close to getting on an app for the first time ever and this may have prevented that haha

Girl I got them good politics

Something something Boy Meets His Own Demise 🎶

The OG

This had t have presented a degree of confusion for you lmao

You’re absolutely right but I want to clarify that this is @peezytx.bsky.social and not @pattymo.com who has been marked safe from the hole

1 cup, 2 girls. Both alike in dignity.

I’m not beating the stuck in a hole allegations

Great to be here, Dee ❤️

Free my man @peezytx.bsky.social

I’ll let a girl named Danielle ruin my life. I’ve done it multiple times

Tall with bad politics is the worst cuz it’s like hey bud run that shit if you ain’t using it right

Forgot to charge my headphones so I’m on the construction site bumping Past Lives by @patrickwyman.bsky.social off my phone and a kid walks by and asks “is that about ancient history?” And I say yeah and he immediately says “Did you know they found mile long batteries under the pyramids?”