Scooby Doo chase music blasts from the Vatican as it is revealed the new pope is the entire band Ghost.

Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We are at war!"

This is possible. But the fossil fuel industry will never allow this to happen.
That's American capitalism for you.

Scientists found the cure for fascism. Scientist holding a bat.

Base(d)ball.

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

I love horror video games but none of them ever horrify me nearly as much as when I see my own hideous reflection when I’m playing one on a handheld.

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Hey how y'all doing?