Viktor OrBYE

You can also use Igor Shitsterkin

Corey Perry is like Brad Marchand if he only ate from public toilets

And seven seasons of MST3K

Why did nobody tell me that Peacock has 7 - yes, S E V E N - Leprechaun movies to stream?!

Taylor Hall hates when games go to OT because he doesn’t know how to spell it

“Fund the police” was Biden’s *applause* line in his first joint address to Congress. It was written to echo LBJ saying “we shall overcome” in his joint address as a lifeline to a movement under attack. I really don’t bring it up enough.

Taylor Hall is confused because his team scored 1 goal but he doesn’t know how to count that high.

In their cases, it’s warning others of hepatitis.

Variations of that joke are my favorite thing since my Ken Hitchcock/Pogo the Clown bit

Carolina didn’t give Taylor Hall a letter because the only options are A and C, and Hall can’t spell either.

More like Casey Shittelstadt

mo money mo problems yes. but also, have you considered:no money, even mo problems

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much With public sentiment on AI resoundly negative, the tech CEOs pushing the new tech only seem to be doubling down.

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

You really can't expect much from a country that has to do this

Has anyone on here ever sold a whiskey collection through a broker? Specifically from Bottle Bluebook?

Don't argue with people on social media. It's never worth it.

And if some Vuori brand ambassador is on here thinking of telling me I’m wrong about the quality of, I’m not wrong. You suck now.

Vuori’s quality has gone downhill fast. Stuff I bought from them years ago is still intact but stuff less than a year old is falling apart. That said, I need recommendations for good quality replacement clothes.

What’s a reputable brand that I can get casual and office clothes from that’ll last?

Tilda Swinton

Ben Kingsley probably

Jason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My Bike Jason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more.

<fist pumps and pelvic thrusts>

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It’s great that because Jim Ratcliffe never learned to just shut the fuck up, he’s quickly becoming even more hated than the Glazers. That’s just *chef’s kiss*

Why does Wayne Gretzky look like an uncanny valley nightmare creature these days?

Speak for yourself - I ain’t got shit

It doesn’t sound serious enough for me to get excited

Blow Horshat