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Posts by Mr. T or Slim

OWN IT

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TikTok showed a commercial for a go-kart racing place, and now I’m reminded of the time I left my dad struggling to get out of his go-kart at the Central Pier because I saw the Ferris wheel at the Steel Pier.

And tears have attempted to escape.

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Very glad I logged on here…

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The last time my dad saw me, I had dreads. It’ll be the last hairstyle he’ll have seen me with…

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Thanks, fam ❤️

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If only because I can’t bring myself to retype it at the moment:

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I’m not okay…

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Preciate it ❤️

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Officially 24 hours removed from my mom coming to my job to let me know that my dad passed away…

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Officially 24 hours removed from me calling my mom 40 minutes after she texted me to give her a call, only for her to ask where I was…

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Officially 24 hours removed from the bewildering text conversation I received that led to me getting the last bit of news I expected to hear…

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she got a point tho, can’t keep posting ya cashapp for the same group of men you call ugly & broke

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These are the first open-toed shoes I’ve seen that have been universally panned…

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If you’re reading this, call or text your family and let them know you love them.

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It's sad and sick how many stories we all have to tell like this. Grown men pulling over trying to talk to a middle schooler

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The only person who has ever noticed or said anything about my dimples is my mother… 😞

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Good evening. Bam Adebayo, significant other of one Ms. A’ja Wilson, has scored 83 points in a regulated National Basketball Association game.

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The New York Jets…

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So executives can get their quarterly bonus… 😕

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Got called gorgeous and cute tonight. My night has been made.

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There was a news report about a school bus driver driving under the influence and getting into an accident, and I’m paying attention to the report with shock on my face.

Whole time, the TV is on mute.

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With love, Slim.

With love, Slim.

Happy hour, but ya boy don’t drink.

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A text asking me to put coolant and windshield wiper fluid into a car.

A text asking me to put coolant and windshield wiper fluid into a car.

I can’t even come home anymore without doing (extra) auto work… 😔

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Found out today that my former employer talked shit whn they first learned I was getting a job at my current employer. Here I’d been stressing under my new occupation, but I needed that reminder that I made it further than they may have believed I would.

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There’s a lot of people in the top 1% that could use (a lot of) humility…

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Definitely a surprise. 😊

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