I should do turn some zuchini and a tomato into dinner.

Asking cos I need a flute

Can you photograph the maker's mark?

Tell me about the flute?

Yeah it's AI but I loled. Even includes the piece of sewage stuck to his forehead.

Nearly 70mm overnight

Hey lower hutt. How's the storm going?

A map showing rainfall intensity across the Wellington region, labelled “1 hour rainfall total (mm) ending 20-04-2026 04:00 (NZST)”. There’s virtually no rain north of central Wellington, and a tiny blob of 75mm+ over the southern suburbs.

I don’t know how you’d even begin to try forecasting that. This map (from graphs.gw.govt.nz/envmon/daily...) shows how localised it was. Apparently the mayor said it was 3x the local record rain intensity.

imagine being so dumb and racist you thought a tsunami of butter chicken was bad.

Indeed. This nation would starve without diesel and we'd vote to keep it that way.

That also sounds pretty good. Butter chicken tacos for everyone.

NZ first, always threatening us with a good time.

Yes. But also who wouldn't want more butter chicken. What a silly metaphor he uses for his scare tactics.

Yeah, asking if she's okay would be seen as immense criticism. Best leave her and hope she has people

Seems to relish it. Mentioning boobs like that might be part of some bait for drama. Probably won't work on kiwis

here is where the "edit button" helps in Fedi. you can add "p.s. not about you, USA".

it's...... a strange thread...

Mostly chaffe. I usually do the roasting outside.

Oh hell, that thread is still going where I was accused of not supporting "our service men and women"

Unblocking drains is woke.

The water is receding.... Just spent the last three hours saving my home from Noah's flood.

Nah, I'm making milk from broadbeans

Its not quite the same but there's plenty of homes in Seatoun wellington with towering walls like they're expecting the land wars to start up again.

How to make coffee with not at home.

How to make coffee.

Buy green coffee beans couple times a year. $200/year

Roast a batch each weekend in a popcorn maker. $19

Manual espresso machine. I use a Rok. ~$300. Decent grinder for $300

Milk frother, without Teflon (eww) from briscoes. $80

I'll leave the cost of milk up to you

Someone ask our PM how glad he is that climate change isn't real. All these storms we are getting would be so much worse if there was climate change as well.

Rhubarb Muffins with Streusel Topping Rhubarb Streusel Muffins - a moist muffin base is studded with fresh rhubarb chunks and topped with a crunchy streusel crumble topping which is lightly flavoured with lemon zest and vanilla.

Make this today.

All gone now.

cloudykitchen.com/blog/rhubarb...

I just appeared in the middle of the paths between garden beds. So many crownpumpkins. Its still going.

My nose is whistling and the sound is hilarious and we are all giggling

I have crohns.

Sigh