we lost her yesterday. the goodest of girls.

my husband is about to start containing me to one floor as I’ve fallen down them yet again

Handshake meme drake and Chiefs both being embarrassed

I should have known that preordering Onyx Storm from Amazon like 10 months ago was not the move bc it’s finally here but the corners aren’t pristine and I am the person who looks through a stack of books to find the most perfect option and I’m fine, it’s fINE

now that 2025 is here and thunderbolts comes out this year I’d like to remind everyone that I’m once again about to get super annoying about bucky barnes

well I just got free opening weekend tickets because when work was buying our company outing tickets, they got a free pair from group sales and apparently I’m the go-to gal for tigers shit at this company, god bless

confused but alrighty!

if grippy socks work on carpeted stairs I may need to invest!

tbf my brother also came over today and was in the house for 15 minutes before also falling down my basement stairs so it’s either genetic or we bought a faulty house

maybe I wasn’t meant to live in a house with stairs bc I fell down my own stairs *twice* today and I think I’m one giant bruise

I wish I was kidding. this is a literal christmas list my cousin sent out.

every year the holidays are so freaking stressful because my entire extended family chooses to continue to exchange gifts with *everyone*. these are all adults!! why are we still doing this if your christmas list is literally shampoo and k-cups

just saw a new video of Jeremy Jordan singing Santa Fe in the year of our lord 2024 and I love remembering I’ll never be over him as Jack Kelly

fell victim to yet another viral tiktok pasta recipe 🙃 I am easily influenced

sad cat watching her furniture leave her home

black cat in new home

just wanted to say that I am very proud of my little void daughter for handling a move from the only
home she’s ever known 100x better than I thought she would

a sad before as we move all of her furniture out vs a content after being reunited with her things

Tarik Skubal wins the Cy Young

The Ecstasy of Mary Magdalene, by Francesco Albani, 1640s, 📸 by Jason Miller

and it’s his BIRTHDAY 😭 truly love this for him

Congrats to Tarik Skubal on his 1st career Cy Young Award! 🏆

What an Absolutely Dominant year on the bump! 💪

Here’s a quick look at what made his 2024 season so Fantastic.

realistically I know my dog is 15, I know she’s old and has dementia, but I haven’t been around it every day since 4 years ago when I moved out. watching her for the afternoon and realizing how bad she’s gotten has me in shambles. dogs need to live forever, especially this one.

its what my brain needed today bsky.app/profile/popb...

Marcello Hernandez showing up to the Short n Sweet tour last night as Domingo is so important to me for reasons I can’t explain

upon packing up my office I discovered that I own 3 baseballs and 1 baseball card signed by JaCoby Jones and oof that feels like overkill

I will find you (twitter followers) in every lifetime (social media microblogging platform)

love that it’s basically all Sabrina but Jose Iglesias created a bop and cannot be denied

made the grave mistake of trying to pack up Poppy’s things today and apparently that is just not allowed

I’ve had my handle for a year, why is bluesky suddenly telling me it’s invalid 💀

I can’t believe People picked John Krasinksi when this was available

I’m sure those who paid attention knew me as the girl who (by being annoying and live tweeting the shit out of games) met her favorite teams social media manager in the twitter mentions and then married him

genuinely so jealous of the people that can just…~move~ into a new place bc I’m over here exhausted from working on the new house and we’ve only had it a week 💀 and we haven’t even moved in. we’re just cleaning and prepping and scrubbing and on top of work, I am TIRED

this lions team, man