Am I traveling for work? Is it a work day? Ok then putting down four beers at Chili's is going on my timecard as "regular hours worked" whether or not I pull my laptop out

"we just made the guy with the most comments on the team social media page the GM" would probably be equally effective

Lol yah that'll l go good

Gonna be fun when his entire security detail is subpoena'd, and they all actually know what it means if you lie under oath

Tonight at the ballpark I saw:

-Guy in his 40s with his 4-5 year old daughter, playing a game on his phone (note: not with her, ignoring her and the game)

-guy by himself not just reading a book, but underlineing it

These tickets are not cheap, why come here and aggressively not watch?

Tomi Lahren?

Maybe if I'd has an espresso after dinner tonight I would have known it should be "then" not "than" but here we are

If you have an espresso after the meal than it totally cancels out the entire bottle of wine you just drank

Not the GIF I was looking for, but man this is perfect

Good on you CNN. This is the first headline of this tragedy I've seen that centers the victim

Deep cut

LBJ, Silver Star recipient

Lol the Padres have won 8 in a row and are still 2 games back of the Dodgers

Better rev the engine and blare some screamo before dropping the ramp or the terrorists win

Can you imagine having to deploy with out sad angsty screaming

Letters to You, also a yearner banger

Finch - What It Is To Burn YouTube video by FinchVEVO

I would include:

youtu.be/DLbHfOhJNR4?...

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I have never had less fun playing a video game

Chivington a contender too

a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza . ALT: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .

Ah, got the kids to bed, time to check in on my favorite baseball team

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