Apparently it’s not uncommon but it’s sore as hell right now

This man came over, we were making out and he started sucking on my tongue like the boba got stuck.

Anyway he sucked my tongue so hard that he tore the connector thingy under my tongue so now I can’t have anything salty for a week.

I’m right handed but I had a communal family computer

Kinksters/people with extreme fetishes but also a type preference confuse the shit out of me.

What do you mean you’re “into cock and ball torture but please no fat dudes”???

I didn’t mind Owen as Chief and I didn’t hate Teddy until she came back, but I’m so so glad they’re leaving and we’re not having to be dealing with this whole “let’s be in an open relationship but how dare you enjoy it” bull shit

All the cuties have Digimon Adventure Crest tattoos

It’s me, I’m the home 💚💚

I don’t trust a f*ggot who hasn’t douched in a snowstorm

Update: snow storm caused the bus to just not show up so that’s super fun for that i douched just to feel something apparently

He got me douching at 8:30 am so that should show people my dedication to the craft

I don’t think anyone has a cute butthole but I’m willing to have my opinion challenged

Siri just called me a fat little f-slur

My ankles make a lovely pair of earrings

The clitoris is a unit of measurement.

This is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen

Need someone with fat balls to beat the shit out of me

I should make an alt account

Self-care routine:

Need

Need.

Would love an Atlantic Canadian bear haven that isn’t based in Halifax

Big League Chew on this pussy

Happy birthday King!

He blocked me first. French profile 300+ km from he so it’ll be a cold day in Hell before I let a man from Quebec put a feather duster in my hole

I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?

Secret tasks were always so fun to watch

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Me patiently waiting for the vid

It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed

I’ll be housesitting in Halifax for all of September if one of my bloomfies wants to clap some cheeks