Poor little Nigel. The well of self-pity is never drying up.

QUICK! While the Hungarian guy is out, but before the Bulgarian guy comes in!

Well I’ve just finished hoovering so only the tiramisu to go- oh.

Lee Anderson gets being thrown out of the Commons clipped up (I don’t watch/read/listen to Reform-centric media so am guessing that it was only ever a stunt from the otherwise lazy bigot).

In public exams for example, students with medical conditions monitored via apps are already permitted to have their phones with them in the exam room. Schools are obliged to make reasonable adjustments.

It’s going to take him a long time to come down from this high.

Which interestingly is how BBCNews justifies, for example, repeating every syllable Trump’s face produces - ‘he said it so we need to report it’ - with no context. They are riding both horses.

He looks… sorry for himself, the rest of us not so much.

My first day running BBC News captioning could've gone better tbh

Henry has drunk the Kool Aid biggie style.

Her last racist word salad should have been the end. Grim.

Fascists use performatIve cruelty to indulge their vile supporters. Their motivation is to gain power so they can steal taxpayers money and national assets.

Balamory OG

It’s… not human. Stop anthropomorphising machines.

Team SATA / ERASSLOTATA have never managed to field the same set of players twice. Everyone said ‘something something learning curve’ before promoting themselves to team ETTA.

Doggo KNOWS what's coming.

‘sorry if you were disappointed that by not offering counterfactuals we are complicit in Trump’s lies’

Dan Neidle describes what a very basic ‘error’ the accountants made. They had one job.

This is pure poetry.

‘The Pope would do well to remember who he has to answer to’ - Trump would not recognise Dunning Kruger syndrome if it jumped up and hit him hard with a spade.

I can’t wait for Tice to attempt to smooth his way out of this. Journalists - this is tax evasion!!! So elegantly laid out.

I’m sure Nigel Farage said at the time he was just expressing his personal opinion and Reform had no idea that he was going to say anything so crass at Reform’s conference.

Crying with laughter on the bus.

I knew there’d be a German word!

What a programme - Danny Kruger *and* Andrew Griffith on the panel. The audience is not having any of it.

Wahey!!

Andrew Griffith is just unbearably pompous, isn’t he? Cosplaying Robert Jenrick - not sure why he doesn’t just join up already. #bbcaq

Unbelievably, there are photos of Jeremy Corbyn in the 2017 manifesto. Who’d a thunk?

What's holding you back in life?

1. lack of ambition
2. lack of wings
3. lack of dark magic
4. unchecked capitalism

He hasn’t sought to be at the head of a personality cult à la Farage / Polanski / Johnson / Corbyn and the assumption is that he is therefore friendless and charmless.