"Deep time, please, gentlemen."

Thanks. Not a supergroup though! I realised after posting 🙄

Beluga Vista Social Club
#WhaleSuoergroups

Amazon river dolphin, Lake and Palmer
#WhaleSupergroups

Minke and the Mechanics
#WhaleSupergroups

Krillaz
#WhaleSupergroups

Gorky's Zygotic Minke
#WhaleSupergroups

I think we should monitor the situation

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

This is art

Indeed. It goes against all rules of marketing and user experience.

Anyone else now getting ads that take 2 taps on the x to dismiss?
Seems to happening in my podcast player all the time and i want to burn it to the ground.

John Luis Mansi as Von Smallhausen. He wears a trilby hat, shirt and tie and a leather trenchcoat

Dropped a bench on my big toe knuckle and now I am walking like von Smallhausen from Allo Allo

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

A distressing tool

I see that they have named a product after you, that's so nice.

Also the one on Waterloo Road?

I often find a vole is a consonant companion.

Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The Moon

"Not to put too finer point on, she wants to eat catfood 'til she vomits, she wants to eat a bird, mouse, and a vole." - Today's improvised song whilst feeding the cat.

I find it amazing that pet insurance doesn't cover, say, your cat vomiting so extremely that you have to replace a rug costing several hundred pounds.

A stretchy tortoiseshell cat

Winner of the 2026 "Britain's Kitten With The Silkiest Bonce Contest"

The opening slate for Master and Commander. Originally it said "April 1805. Napoleon is master of europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields." I doctored it and it now says "April 2026. Trump is a loony. Oceans are now battlefields."

"Master and Commander: The Far Side Of Hormuz"

In the months coming up to an election I am often found delivering leaflets.
And I am this year too.
Just this time they're charity leaflets not political.

Man: I’m depressed. Arsenal have bottled it.
Doctor: Treatment is simple. Go watch Keir Starmer get yelled at in the House of Commons. That should lift your spirits.
Man: But doctor… I am-
Doctor: I know who you are.

Going to have a chill with that this evening

👀

I could have spent all day there. Fantastic line-up of films (I was there for Master and Commander)

Rivers are now a battlefield.

Special screening of Master and Commander at the @bfi today was stunning. Privelege to see so many of the cast for Q+a after.

Sorry to wang on