Woke up dainty af again

HER: once you’re in the family, there’s no getting out. Capisce?

ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?

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A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

💯🔥

Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.

Maybe I’ll sleep when my baby graduates from high school

your honor, what's the wifi

Before you swipe right on anyone, you need to swipe right on yourself first bro.

My vagina is a load-bearing wall.

As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.

growing a gf in my backyard

Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits

watering my penis

star trek space communism and jetsons

Back in my day we had hope for the future

exact is short for exactually

Getting road head on a bicycle

First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop

DW Reade form the cartoon, “Arthur,” in a pink dress and sunglasses. Shes is looking sullenly through a wire fence

watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders

A glory hole for compliments

No woman here owes you anything, not even a response.

Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.

Do you find it difficult to drink only one cup of coffee at a time, or are you a non human robot

Can't really engage with a findom without some fin

coming to the conclusion that she wasn’t born at all much less with it

I'm just saying, if she shows up to our date in clown makeup it's not a dealbreaker

Fuck nudes. I wanna know some of the most vulnerable lyrics that touch your soul.