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Probably one of the greatest posts ever made on Bluesky

Crowd Chants 'Fuck TKO' After WrestleMania 42 - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News The crowd voiced their displeasure for TKO at the end of WrestleMania 42.

Crowd Chants 'Fuck TKO' After WrestleMania 42

REST IN PISS BROCK

I'm popping bottle for this one baby

Wrestling is alive and well, you just gotta change the channel. Or go on YouTube, or IWTV, or watch a Spanish language station

the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?

Fuck the fed all my homies hate the fed.

Shout out to all the homies who did/are doing cool things in Vegas! I wish I could’ve been there, but life is life.

Good lord Pragmata is some hot dogshit

further encouragement for rooks to engage in brigandage

MOTHMAN SUPLEX FOR YOUR MORNING.

Weapon data structures now being passed to the appearance manager and applying limb art.

Still so much to do. Probably next is weapon destruction and cosmetic damage art.

(The limbs have less HP than default, so it's registering the equipping as causing a flinch anim.)

#CherubDev #UE5 #MechaBunny

Please stay alive
Just being alive means you're pretty much a success

生きていてくださいっ
生きてるだけでおおむね成功ですっ
失敗なんてないんですっ
無理せずありのままでいてくださいっ
だからこれからもちぃたん☆と皆さんはおおむね成功ですっ☆

♩テレビやSNSは〔夢は叶う、諦めないで、前を向こう〕ばかり。
本当は毎日不安だし辛いことばかりなんだ。
辛い時は辛いって言っていいよ、逃げてもいいよ。
キミの声は聞こえているから。
生きてることだけでおおむね成功だから♩

CANCELLED NL SUPERCRUISE WIFE I'm sorry I never got to +2 your jokes It's okay, I would have picked the wrong one from those three, too If only I knew how good your portfolio is Your Obama impression is so spot on! Your reddit account name really would make a great band name! I'm so proud you wrote a ban appeal that he accepted I don't mind that my dick is a little bigger

Really fascinating how the "Listen to Iranian Voices" crowd went abruptly silent once they started saying "Hey please stop attacking us"

Dusting off the Mark-B-Gone blocklists in the wake of Darby stans.

I hate and resent how funny this is.

Donny Long Legs baby

Nevermind lol

🥳

okay this is a very good analysis

The prophecy cannot be stopped

i wish all the women in your life knew they werent safe around you

it drives me insane because its not even like people forgot this they actively ignore or shrug it off

every time he does one of his dumbass stunts i pray its his last

Darby Allin was credibly accused of sexual assault and even went as far as his then-girlfriend and his fans harassing the accuser into deleting her story, and survived the allegations because Tony Khan makes enough money off of him to look past it. That's who you're cheering for.

6 panel comic. panel 1-5 is chill guy sleeping through his alarm as it beeps loudly, as the day goes by. panel 6 is overlayed with the text: "Carbon Monoxide Poisoning is not funny- Make sure to have CO alarms in your home and to check them twice a year to make sure the batteries are working properly". end comic.

PSA