Excellent

I feel like this version is better

It's incredible when I am not even sure what I seek exists and they found exactly that

I like when an actor who usually plays Weird Little Freaks gets to play a *different* kind of Weird Little Freak than the type of Weird Little Freak they usually play

Good

NEW: Rep.-elect Analilia Mejia (D-NJ) will be sworn in as U.S. House member within the hour.

Further narrowing GOP majority

If you live in Virginia, tomorrow you have a huge opportunity to make it clear to the GOP that if they want to win, it won’t be by changing the rules and redrawing maps. At least, not without a fight. Vote YES on the redistricting vote, and push back!

so they had the press secretary fire the labor secretary via tweet but the labor secretary is now like fuck off Oddjob, I'm staying and has lawyered up, just another day in the golden age of America

We’ve hit a point in the news cycle where trump can no longer move people around to make it look like no one’s been fired

I’ve really enjoyed 4/20, the Bluesky holiday where everyone reveals their deranged relationship with airports

This sounds heavenly

Thankfully we had all of that but I can't imagine if we had to fight under this administration

Ooof very good for so many reasons

This is the problem he has so many problems with him being head of NIH it's inevitable I'd forget one serious discipline of medicine. But sadly it's not only RFK Jr

No human should have cancer, fighting it is so unbearable, and yet they make it worse

And the Defunding of NIH science and specifically the cancer trials as a family deeply affected by cancer, I have such hatred for this administration over that after seeing my mom through every stage of cancer including death.

Like he could support NIH programs that help Humans with Penises but this weird shit helps nobody and fuels conspiracy theories and batshit anti vaccine nonsense. I'm trying to come up with a legitimate science based thing we could get out of this but he shouldn't even be running this agency at all

Hematology because that's one of the most complex

Given his opinions about Tylenol and Autism probably Psychiatry shod be near the top

But of the disciplines in medicine what are the ones you'd least want him knocking on the door

Besides the obvious like Immunology and Infectious Disease ofc,

Gynecology
Urology
Oncology
Probably Gastroenterology too

What if he stole the whole thing, it just included the penis because it's wild he would want that too..

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

Trump Is dooming his party to a midterm blowout It's almost as though he wants Republicans to lose.

"Every Republican vote represents a voter saying 'I’m pretty happy with how things are going.' That anyone at all could say that right now is depressing, but Trump almost seems determined to make sure as few people as possible will say it in November." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social

Posting this in the hopes it can be manifested:

Palantir's greatest source of profit comes from underpaying its so-called "forward-deployed engineers." They are paid well, but only a fraction of their value to the company. They should be encouraged to unionize.

Theater kid? Last week your guy was pretending to be Jesus Christ.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Unvarnished gutter racism akin to what you'd hear out of the mouth of eugenicist Social Darwinists in the early 20th century.

the penne opticon

Good they're pushing it hard down here and our power rates keep going up

kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him

nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job

Free speech absolutism.

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