We’re back from break and honestly the next few episodes are all-timers starting with the return of @thisistimryder.com as DQ the elf. We’re in Pizza Hell. It all makes sense.

how dare you

lol sorry david

An iPhone notification from LG ThinQ. It reads, “Honor Women, Simplify Life! This International Women’s Day, take a moment to celebrate and enjoy what matters most. Let ThinQ handle the laundry - schedule a cycle now!”

Wasn’t expecting to receive overt sexism from my washer/dryer today, but here we are

The sky is so weird, Brooke! (We are fine.)

I wish I was playing them right now! Beep boop. Congrats on the book!

Really looking forward to reading this. I wrote with Mike on an episode of MST3K and he's hilarious and a great writer. Also, video games are the best.

Pre-ordered! Can't wait to read this, Mike.

Telegram sent by author Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley on December 31st 1929. Text reads. You come right over here and explain why they are having another year.

Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).

a man with a beard is making a surprised face and the word wow is visible in the foreground Alt: GIF of Daniel Stern in Home Alone 2 looking up and saying, “Wow. What a hole.”

Too chaste to investigate, but I have to imagine this incredible line delivery is now mostly used to react to porn

I don’t want to be overly optimistic but it’s nice to have a Superman movie made by someone who understands and cares about Superman!

Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin! YouTube video by The Onion

Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!

I wrote this around the time Man of Steel came out and I stand by it.

Trailer looks great, btw. Krypto is scruffier than I imagined, but that’s my bias toward labradors showing and I’m trying to work on that.

Well well well…looks like someone read a decade-old satirical opinion piece I wrote for a long-defunct comedy platform…

Fanstume [singular] 2024 YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom

I’m just glad to live in a world where Strong Bad still reviews fan costumes. Or, as is the case this year, costume. youtu.be/s0-_WzSfQe8?...

Happy Turkey Day to us all!

This is all fascinating data and also I’m so tired

So, here's a weird question as I learn this new platform. If I reply to this reply, does Perfect Face get notified as well? A group reply, if you will? Or does that require specifically tagging?

Thank you, friend. Nice of you to say. Happy Turkey Day to you!

Happy to be here! Happy Turkey Day to you and yours.

ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS

No worries! It happens sometimes and she’s too nice to correct people, so I often pick up the slack.

Hi Joe. We're doing fine thanks, although please call her Rebecca as that is her name

hello

Fantastic! Always happy to have another non-educational, non-edifying virtual space

I can't believe we're doing this again