I need a dedicated Reddit list of when I should go to the bathroom during movies. I see a lot of them in theaters and these 2 hour bad boys test my bladders strength every time

Im such a gentleman I usually include a “thank you” in my aWOOOgaaahh ass reply when one of my bottoms sends me a nude 🫶🏼

I’ve been in a bad mood for like 2 weeks and it reached its crescendo when I spent an hour annihilating a bottoms hole and only came ONCE :( Daddy needs a reset, he’s losing his mind kitten 😵‍💫

Bird bones are hollow because they need the extra space to store all of their RAGE

I’m having a rough time so who’s soft doughy ass can I use as a pillow to sleep this bad mood off??? Warning you will be unable to move for 4-12 hours (I nap a lot)

Men definitely excel in roles of submission cause why did I cum 4 times in a row last night when a bottom decided I was their “good boy” and put a collar and leash on me??? Explain that!!!

“Welcome darling, Daddy’s been waiting for you~”

🎨 @/quuynart.bsky.social

Good cause I’ve been hungry for some steak 🤠

If you don’t like having your holes eaten out hard for a few hours and sloppy like it’s my last meal WE ARE NOT A MATCH 🤬

Shoving your fingers in my mouth while you’re working my cock kind of factory resets me (or makes me cum instantly…so be careful)

I’m fixing it all the time at work too it drives me crazy lol

Ohhh I’m so lucky, my little asshole cat rarely fucks with my TP!

Right?!

Toilet paper: over or under?
I’m an over person and I don’t understand why under is an option, it’s way less convenient!!!

Huff on some Dad nuts like a good boy!

@/awkn.bsky.social
Merry Christmas you horny boys, girls, and NB’s 💕❄️ daddy loves you very much!

Caught ya staring!

(@/PaulTazDevil on X)

420 hell yeah

Yeah it’s very sweet “oh goodness your arms!” Or “omg so tall hehe” kinda shit so I’m happy to wear my tight polos and button ups for them lol

I’m one of the only men at my job and (not to toot my own horn) but I’m quite big so I get constant comments about my body and because most of my coworkers are older ladies I think it brings a very good balance of sexual harassment at my expense (feminism ftw)

I’m trying not to be a toxic top but this short jock boy with the perfect ass and a hungry pink hole confessed he has a girlfriend…it just made me fuck him even harder :( I can’t help itttttt

Constant reminders that I’m big keep me horny which keeps me ready to fuck which keeps my stamina high and which means I end up cumming hard and often….so go ahead and squeeze my bicep and rub on my chest 😍

Ah shit, it’s beefy Dad time!

Who’s hungry for some Bat Dad meat?

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! It’s a dumb BS “holiday” so don’t get down if you’re single cause so are a lottttt of others. Daddy loves you 💕

A big Dad is the best Dad!

Caught ya staring!

(@/PaulTazDevil on X)

I have a thick uncut dick (foreskin rolls back nicely, it’s chewable, etc) but that also means after i pee it keeps dribbling :(

Yes I’m Daddy but sometimes Daddy needs babygirl to put a collar on him and command him around until he’s panting and hard, ready to demolish your hole like never before 🥵

My instinct to go “awoooga” when my bottoms being really sexy is why the goofy disarming guy gets so much ass. They can’t resist big dorks, remember that!