Let he who is without sin cast the first stone /
After you, who's last? It's DOOM, he's the worst known /

Exactly one year ago today:

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Kmart Sweater Sale Ad ABC/WEWS 5 1987-11-15 : 6s

lmao god damn it

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

Be careful that guy wore a lot of crazy shit

Billy Idol was not a punk who wasn't punk enough. Billy Idol was (and is) a Billy Idol who is precisely calibrated to be the exact right level of Billy Idol

I liked the Pitchfork sunday review of Generation X because lately I've seen a number of "internet music critics" reflexively dunking on Billy Idol as some kind of in-group authenticity signifier. No! That gets you the bad cat spray bottle. Making cracks about Billy Idol means you do not "know ball"

Watch Big Mistakes | Netflix Official Site Blackmailed into working for some very dangerous people, two deeply incapable siblings become the most disorganized duo in organized crime.

I can finally talk about something I got to do: I was the organized crime consultant (AKA "Mob Dan") in the writers room for Dan Levy's very funny new show "Big Mistakes" on Netflix, which you can now watch! Go watch it! I need to do this job for life, it's too fun! www.netflix.com/title/81734605

this goes hard as fuck

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 61 seconds.

1996 VHS • Amazing Animals: Mini Beasts 60 FPS : 61s

when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!

craigslist post advertising "free cunnilingus as research project" wherein a guy tries to find subjects for a dubious science experiment

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

That’s twice today!!

The fact that Waymos are all over San Francisco somehow doesn’t make it any less eerie when a red 1993 Ford Ranger with no driver OR passenger passes you on the highway

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

Scrooge in the Yukon, witnessing bar patrons fight over a single piece of spoiled bacon, before everyone else scrams on mention of Steele coming into town. Scrooge watches a hulking silhouette ride in.

Hulking man riding a tamed bear comes into town, claiming the spoiled bacon and ruggedly exiting the bar. Scrooge asks "Hey, pal -- leavin' so soon?" and fearsome man turns back and worriedly asks "You kiddin'? Ain'tcha heard? STEELE'S COMIN'!"

I post this every few years but seriously, this bit from Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is a Perfect Joke

if you get brett anderson before me there is going to be TROUBLE

post it!! post it!!

once we can sell these, having Bez and Manchester together is going to make me a millionaire

i think this is my best city