Any time~

I do!

wrap those over my nose please >//>

Any time~

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Probably not a good sign when Mullvad, who don’t really advertise much, are advertising in the UK at the moment

Uwu

🤔🤔🤔🤔

those are garaunteed to be spice, dont do it

Name a time and place, heh~

bring it

How can one ever feel accepted in kink spaces as a larger person particularly gear kink when all you see is twinks? the gear is hardly ever available in your size.
The sizes that fit you in normal clothes having much smaller dimensions in kink gear that make you feel like a whale.

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When you open @barq.app at work and spot someone 0m away

Im brave~

Yessir!

come visit a yeen ;3

maybe AI companies buying up all the memory will lead to a return to efficiency in code

Gainers get on my nerves a bit at times, as someone trying desperately to lose some weight.

Good luck to you, let me know when every part of your body starts to hurt

Psst, web developers; Whatever it is you are doing that makes control/command + click not open a link in a new tab like it should and instead opens the link in the current tab.

Please, cease and desist.

You bet I do~

Being able to monitor my air fryer from the sofa, truly the future is now.

saving up all my DNS requests so i can send them right after midnight. they’re going to be my new year’s resolutions

I personally can’t think of much worse than going to an invite-only event where everyone pats themselves on the back for “being one of the good ones” while also being part of the reason groups of people are systemically excluded.

It validates a lot of my beliefs about the UK furry fandom spaces.

Londons feeling very gay this evening

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The entire world right now

Today on cooking with yeen:

Bibimbap! :3

A very silly edit of a photo of a pavement. A woman is walking along with a twin pushchair. The right side has a baby as you’d expect, but the left side just has a generic takeaway pizza box. I used a stock photo of a pushchair, the default player character from Old School RuneScape as the woman, and promo art of Baby Luigi as the baby. The backdrop and the pizza box are both photos I took myself.

I saw something funny in Partick and really wanted to share it, but I didn't want to take a photo of a random person’s baby — that's just creepy

So I've used all my artistic power to bring you this 110% accurate portrayal of the scene, exactly as I witnessed it on Dumbarton Road yesterday evening

There goes my workday, all this pressure's really getting to me... 🍑✨

Just a thing for the lovely @thicctrashpanda.bsky.social in thanks for his own generosity

Yeening!