I met a traveller folks from an antique land, great guy! He said "Mr trump, look upon my works" I said they aren't as good as mine. But we're building the monument folks and we're doing hubris

That kicking is too close to dancing sorry calvinist jesus you arent making it to heaven

Sources say mr trump was trying to use the toilet and fell into the toilet and they can't get him out of the toilet and they're gonna have to bury him in the toilet and hold the funeral around the toilet. It brings me no pleasure to report this.

Alao genuinely one of the greatest ways to reduce youth crime is to give them hobbies or jobs lol they just need something to do

Prisons just like, don't work lol, in any capacity bar punishment. More prisons doesen't mean reduced crime or recidism rates. They're an ancient idea we need to move on from in favour of more community, early intervention, societal based approaches

That feel when you have to suffer for the vain insecurity of the demiurge

"Hopefully china sends ships" might genuinely be the funniest thing he's ever tweeted

I gave marquee moon a 3 as a retarded teen and that was up for years before i copped it

I'm going to challenge him to a game folks, a great big beautiful game. Maybe chess we dont know

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

Back then you couldn't even get union representation without at least 20% toxic mutation

They worship the demiurge folks, what a loser! But we're looking into it and we're going to do something about it

We're trapped in a hell of his making

Imagine if you will somethig fucked up, imagine also that there's an ironic twist at the end, imagine its on TV. This has been the twilight zone. Goodnight.

Tmb meet up

The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.

Joe Biden speaks “please, jack, don’t make me pardon this turkey.” “he slept with my wife” Mammon says “What was it your Nazarene said? Cast thy stone, Joseph, if you are able” Joe biden is a speck in front of the white house. he says “i have no kingdom”

Ohmlanda

Why is thid tupac's photo on his wikipedia page

Top ten movies and albums of 2024 coming up to december

Tho the album he dropped this week is very good so im glad he has a second good album now

Went to a father john concert last year and everytime he did a song from honeybear the audience lit up and died back down when he did one from pure comedy or the other one