"I will face God and walk backwards into Hell"

tweet by brainmage. Don't know who needs to hear this, but. Unclench your jaw. Let your shoulders drop. Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients. Slither bonelessly off your chair. Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action. Envelop the room. Become a new god. Become a new god.

this could fix me

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The ONLY person sexting the computer is gonna be ME

Happy Valentines Day but ONLY to the people who run their chatbot girlfriend LLM locally.

milfs:
man
i
love
flaming
swords

computer, make it taste like her

all this and i find out today my dept aren't getting raises, this news coming a month after being told the company is making record profits. if not a raise, how about some decent fucking insurance

or maybe it's in the best interest of the shareholders that i die. fuck everything.

my immune system is far under the "low" threshold across the board and was almost completely non-responsive to any vaccine tested. without ivig i am in grave risk of permanent symptoms or death from the most common infections. esp that i'm already fighting off active mono and cmv. this is bullshit.

Aquarius: It's time to put all the disappointments and misery of 2025 behind you and look forward to 2026, which will have lots of new disappointments and misery in store for you.

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

after more than four months on a couch sleeping in a bed is the most incredible feeling

hey can we not call it skin hunger

Imagine explaining Christianity to aliens

66 I'm a big fan of death ... I think death is really good. I'm certainly looking forward to it, because it's the day you go, 'Well, tomorrow I won't have any problems.' Guillermo del Toro on death VARIETY

Relatable king.

view out the window of snow covered cars. poster wondering what they have done to deserve such punishment

it's begun. what have i done to deserve this

Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.

i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature

may he rest in the deep with the lobsters, as was his wish.
🦞👑

pretty sure a new tattoo would fix me

a girl with pink hair and a bow on her head is dancing ALT: a girl with pink hair and a bow on her head is dancing

T4T lesbianism

a pretty lesbian showed me her beautiful tattoos yesterday, i was jealous in more ways than one

back in my day if you wanted to make up extra Bible verses you translated them off gold plates you found in the woods like a REAL thought leader