You fucked up a perfectly good Sinclair C5 is what you did. Look at it, it's got hallucinations

An edit of a 'Traitors' confessional shot with Robert Jenrick sat in the chair. The caption identifies him as 'Robert' 44, Wannabe PM and a traitor'.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

EVIDENCE FROM HIDDEN DIMBLECAMERAS SUGGEST "JENRICK" LEFT "SECRET_PLAN_4_(FINAL).PDF" ON THE PRINTER AND WENT FOR LUNCH

Jenrick to Farage

Does this mean we're allowed to call him "Bogie"?

You have until midnight to apply to be the next BBC Director General.

Recreated BBC1 clock circa 1991

BBC Two Northern Ireland clock

1970s mechanical BBC1 clock

1980s electronic BBC1 clock

It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer:
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...

THIS HAS BEEN RECORDED IN YOUR PERMANENT DIMBLERECORD AS A WARNING FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

A photo of me dressed as the Test Card girl, accompanied by Bubbles the Clown who is playing noughts and crosses with me and definitely not performing ludomancy

felt cursed, might delete later

✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES
✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY
✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH
#BIOD4DG

✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES
✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY
✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH
#BIOD4DG

THIS WAS CAUSED BY A CLERICAL ERROR AND SHALL BE RESOLVED IN THE NEXT 28 WORKING DAYS.

#NEWBBCDG

#NEWBBCDG

BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “DAVIE”

BIO DIMBLEBY STANDING BY…

DIMBLEBOT SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH ENTERTAINMENT USING DIMBLELASERS.

Advert photoshopped into a TV Times for London Weekend Toothpaste, with the tagline "Why Put Anything Else On The Brushes?"

Things I Made Ages Ago That I Just Found Again: 3. LWT's foray into dental hygiene.

DIMBLEBOT IS NON-STICK BUT DOES NOT CONTAIN HEXCLAD TECHNOLOGY

RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.

The BBC One Northern Ireland 1997 clock running on an Amazfit BIP5.

New watch face. Thanks to @nmsni.co.uk for extracting the background from the GNAT original hardware. 😎

DIMBLEBOT REMAINS IN WARRANTY

Oh Mandy, you came as a gift for muckraking

“MANDELSON” HAS, ONCE AGAIN, DEFEATED “HIMSELF”

BBC News screenshot with headline about contactless payments accompanied by a picture of a test card for some reason

Contactless payments using a test card? Now that's an exciting development! #BBCNews

DIMBLEQUIZ: WHICH OTHER ARTISTS FROM "THE HIT PARADE" HAVE YOU LISTENED TO RECENTLY?