Was it this man? @danhausen.bsky.social

Can I ask a sincere question as an NPR fan and supporter: what was the point of this?

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Yes, there sure has been a lot of blasphemy this week. But could you imagine if he had been mildly critical of Charlie Kirk? Boy, people would have REALLY been upset I tell you hwat.

Nobody in this administration faces difficult questions because the media is too focused on pretending these are serious people while he’s busy cutting the penis off a dead raccoon.

The one where the cut a ton of jobs despite making 98 trillion dollars.

I quit watching WWE because of it like 4 or 5 years ago and I’m a dumb mark.

This is whatever the opposite of the Jim Ross, “WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH?!” Mankind vs Undertaker at Hell in a Cell call is.

There were no marathon sessions. There is no “two-week” ceasefire. People are genuinely trying to stay informed, and they are completely hamstrung by legacy media reporting.

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…he does at least two of those things.

People make fun of ICE terrorists for being out of shape. Nobody cool likes them.

People make fun of Trump for being of shape. Nobody cool likes him.

Trump is talking about himself here.

Moving on…

I’d rather have “confidently stupid” people who want to be helpers than smart moderates whose first order of business is to cast aside trans people to appeal to dumbass uncles who will never switch parties.

I don’t know about a fight, but I am fairly confident that Trump could beat Elvis in a race to see who could fall off the toilet while eating a giant sandwich contest.

Brooklyn Bounce. Smashed Fruit. Eggs.

No, these are not Dick Tracy characters, it’s what your crotch is going to smell like.

More Asbestos.

Gregg.

Tony Kahn: Why? #aewrevolution

Can’t sign in.

Frantically asking ChatGPT which hamburger CEO takes the best hamburger bites so I know where to go for lunch.

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@danhausen.bsky.social hello Danhausen! I don’t mean to complain, but do you have any other merchandise aside from Jey Uso clocks? Perhaps a Danhausen clock of some sort?

Not that I had any reason to think otherwise, but I’m so glad to see you post this as a longtime fan.

Dry January was a COMPLETE success. The trick? Going to bed at 7:30 every day for a month.

I want my sheets.

Making you guys burst out laughing at a Who Ya Crappin call is genuinely one of the highlights of my life. I would plan my college schedule/work lunches around B&B for years. Thank you, Terry.

Show me one ICE agent that’s ever made out to “Shimmer” by Fuel in the backseat of a Chevy Blazer. I’ll wait.

I think it’s time to retire the *checks notes* the joke where you check notes.

This collection really makes you feel like Animal Well.

BARRY said that?! Not Barry!