*insert shitpost*

Hey guys so I'm into mindful eating now so it took me 10 months to finish my uber eats order

I feel skinny already

YOUR FAVOURITE CLINICALLY INSANE BICTH IS BACK

but imma leave you guys again, uber eats just arrived k thx bye

I will never love anyone as much as I loved my Tamagotchi™ when I was in elementary school

Even though I didn't understand how it works...unconditional love

Now it doesn't make sense anymore

@usspaceforce.bsky.social is pretty cool I heard

"we have security outside 💅🏻 " and it's the mental asylum

This type of gated community here on Blue sky is pretty nice
I feel right at home (psych ward)

Why can't I be this funny

One of those pipelines I never would've thought of but make WAY too much sense

No I just like being part in a war and instead of being radicalized by Nazis, I was radicalized by Google+ haters lmao

I genuinely cannot believe we live in a world where we have Twitter/X but not Google+

I miss Google+

(I was also one of the kids sending chainmails to my classmates that we need to destroy Google+ but pssst)

The way you could probably actually sell that bandaid

I would challenge you to combat til death, do a cruella on you and steal your girl (your mom)

Or date you, not sure honestly

Me in Klasse 11 als wir im Chemieunterricht Kalk untersucht haben

You can - in fact - sit with us

Oh wait also me

Me and who

istg y'all lucky social media posts are written and not audio recordings cuz that would amplify my shitposting to unseen scales

Update: did not fall out of emerald league, duolingo owl will have mercy on me.

I'll return to amethyst someday, I swear on my honour as a stupid bicth

If I stop posting, the Duolingo owl got me... That or I forgot my account data

Normale Menschen:
Oma hat dich gefüttert

Me:
Oma hat dich geschwängert

BITCH I'M THE US AIR FORCE

BITCH I'M THE US SPACE FORCE

Just ruined someone's relationship and honestly don't feel bad.
She treated her like shit, I just called her out.

Omg guys I'm back from serving literally nothing 😻

The Bluesky fame was to much to handle but now I am back and can serve y'all garbage again 💋

Okay I'm bored already bye

Time to begin my flop era on BlueSky 😻