Trump has stolen OUR Resolute desk. It's in Mar-a-lago. The one in the Oval office is a copy. Put a pin in that.

What if the eight beautiful Iranian women were ugly? Or not his "type?"

Why not just get a brain transplant?

Just do it. ffs

Remember Leningrad in WWII? Nazis starved the city of 2 million.

Trump seems to be having trouble getting his tiny thumb up. The menmenmenmen are wearing the obligatory red Trump ties, and the women should be dressed in red handmaiden robes.

I for one hope that no one blows up Trump. A slow, agonizing death by torture is more in order. torture

Why is everyone letting Trump get away with this 47 years crap? Yeah, yeah...he's the 47th president. 🤮

We should save the rats out there bobbing in the ocean of Truth with big blue nets, no?

In the comments: But how will you pay for that??? It's a question never asked when the evil suits in power want to drop bomb$ somewhere for years on end.

Vote for the lesser of two horribles.

As a Peace Corps volunteer in West Africa decades ago, I sometimes worked with USAID people. They were saving lives.

I don't have enough scratch to buy anything.

Tucker is too smart not to have been aware in real time that he was acting as an evil propagandist.

Reagan always said, "Vote with your feet."

Who else is shocked to discover that politicians just keep the money they easily collect in campaign contributions? No wonder they all end up really rich. It's legalized bribes.

Prince was king. We miss him and love your courage. No one saw you coming either.

13 American military have been killed like we've been fighting Iran for 47 years....

It's also Hitler's birthday.

Isrealism isn't so much what drives Trump to do every single thing Bibi wants. It's bribery. Bibi has everything Jeffrey Epstein had: docs, video, photos... JE was working for Isreal.

Public figures can't sue for defamation anyway, right?

Ilhan Omar is smarter than both of those goofballs put together.

Where did OUR Resolute desk go? Mag-a-Lago.

Crows are extremely intelligent, even magical. They can learn not just to talk but to converse.

Decades of traveling the world taught me that just the sight of our flag strikes terror in the hearts of many people in far-away lands.

It's spring.

It's the Trump edition of fuck me pumps.

In my lifetime of teaching high school students, I've begun every school year by apologizing to them for what my generation has done to Mother Earth. 😳

Don't tell him it's a trap.

Doctor Jesus needs to retire to a padded cell where he can't harm anyone.