I screamed into the abyss today, and it handed me breath mints.

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Once again I'm awake while the city sleeps

super cheap treadmill wannabe

this walking pad will be the death of me
(not paying attention)

Is anything that’s wood with food on it a charcuterie board or

I don’t want to live in the past, but there’s a few places I like to visit.

the new series Kevin on Amazon is giggle worthy but i’m biased
(love Aubrey Plaza)

i think i want to be a decommissioned lighthouse when i grow up

i let the dogs in bc i’m an ally

holding a seance so i can call thomas edison a psycho

large gnat, she’s still very tiny…caught a fly once but it didn’t fit so that leaf died 😔

😂

Choose your own adventure but it's me getting dressed in the dark

grey tabby kitten sleeping

Some connections stay in your heart long after they’re gone

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choose your own adventure but it’s me choosing songs

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You know what, I hope both sides of your pillow are always cold

There's like five minutes before my hash browns are ready. I'mma need you to take that negativity wayyy over there

The world is beautiful . . . It's power that makes people ugly.

Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile.

Good morning to me, good evening to you

I'm actally pretty cool once you get past all the uncoolness

I remember the days you could ride piggyback with your bf in drive thru and order food.

Just when I'm about to fall asleep the monster under my bed gets talkative.

Wanna find heart shaped rocks and throw them at each other..affectionately.

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