Groundhogs ate the broccoli out of my garden. It’s like they were never there.
This means war.
Posts by Phil Keeling
Will we get the UFO ending in our latest Silent Hill 2 adaptation?? Only one way to find out:
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13th credit sequence of the years
Stayed up til midnight to finish reading the last fifty pages of a Warhammer novel, so, you know, fuck tha police.
Listen, it’s been a hard week. How about you listen to these knuckleheads talk about the process of adaptation and how it relates to the movie novelization of a beloved video game franchise?
You know: to relax.
BONUS: Actual correct link!!!
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My new About the Author picture is a got-damn Marlo Meekins original.
14th credit sequence of the year: Dawn of War 2.
First raised bed of the season: corn and broccoli. If you’re on Instagram, follow me at WarFarmerRVA for homesteading and painted minis. Two flavors that kinda sorta work together.
Can make some commotion for this limited edition of THE BUTCHER OF NAZARETH by David Scott Hay? This fella’s going to haunt my got damn dreams. @whiskeytit.com
From the man who brought you SOFT TARGETS — more horror that looks absolutely bananas. Go ahead and get yourself a copy.
Terrific—shot you an email.
Just ordered my copy, but I think it listed my billing address as my shipping address. Can I shoot you the right one?
Saw a few “Women in Horror Month is over” posts, so I made a short guide to help with the confusion:
Are you ready for Pixel Lit Inception? Because today we’re reading Return to Silent Hill: the novelization of the movie based on the game.
I’m sure nothing will be lost in translation.
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Decided to make a spot for my homesteading and toy soldiers: two flavors that go great together. Follow me on Instagram at WarFarmerRVA.
It begins.
12th credit sequence of the year.
Uh-oh! It’s time to find out what made that moon such a killer! Hint: it’s not Tex’s sense of humor. Tune in for our finale of Tex Murphy: Under a Killing Moon.
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11th credit sequence of the year.
White folks do that? That’s weird as hell.
What’s a black emoji?
panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues
That’s just called being blackout drunk in the south, Greggy.
Damn. This one hurts. The Maxx was a huge influence on me. Farewell, Sam: hope you’re stalking the plains of the Outback, hunting swarms of Isz.
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Yeah this oughta do
We lost a great writer this week, so we thought we’d talk a little about his work and have another look at our 2022 interview with William C. Dietz.
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Last ten 📚
We’re incredibly sorry to hear about the passing of William C. Dietz: a legendary sci-fi author. We had the immense pleasure of interviewing him about Halo: The Flood and a number of his other projects. He was gracious and a lot of fun: youtu.be/2DsxC94Pstw?...
Hegseth wouldn’t know a warrior if one was sitting on his face.