What a time to be alive

lol

oooh nice choice

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My god, it’s full of ranch

All the pieces are made of ice and you have to complete the game before they melt

just got to the samurai boss, what should I play?

orange cat laying twisted around

this pose.....

A lady in the grocery store asked me why some eggs were white, and some were brown… I told her the brown ones were whole wheat...

burburbur

i say again unto you all

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Haha wow can you believe this

Illustration of two tunacorns swimming in the sea

Today is Narwhal Appreciation Day so if you haven't already please sign my petition to have their name changed to "tunacorns"

Poorly drawn? Excuse me they are the same picture

a poorly drawn baby corn (the cat) with his famous flat top

baby corn the cat curled in a loaf position on a light-colored bed. he has very large, round, eyes and a tiny body!

not even a single thought

The American Experiment is over. Forget the USA it’s time for USB

No, you’re a moron

We have humans that are trained for that already

Why do we need kids to learn how to properly talk to machines

We know how to harness it, we just don’t. We’re letting sociopaths foist it onto the public with no regard for human safety. It’s a useful tool for data analysis and should be left to the scientific community with proper protocols and safeguards

There is no “responsible” use of AI in schools. The tech is anti-learning. Hope that clears things up!

everything I say is an artfully veiled sarcasm, a joke of such sophistication that anyone who falls into my meticulous trap of belief immediately reveals themselves a boorish rube of the highest caliber. whereas everything you say is an honest admission, a disgusting truth borne of an ugly soul

Looks delicious, and I want to know how to make the bread round like that 🤔

This isn't the movie I bought a ticket for...

“Women are throwing themselves at me”

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

1 star.

I asked for a drop-off at the food bowl, not an emergency evacuation drill.

#cats #kitten #parenting

My brain: we’re lonely, please do something

Also my brain: Leave our apartment? Oh my no, no no no no no.

there should be something stronger than a block on this website. you should be able to send someone for a psych evaluation

Two Ships Attacked In Strait Of Hormuz After Trump Extends Iran Ceasefire Iranian authorities said they consider the U.S. blockade of the country’s ports as an act of war and a violation of any ceasefire agreement.

Iranian authorities said they consider the U.S. blockade of the country’s ports as an act of war and a violation of any ceasefire agreement.