I finally watched the Elvis movie. Well. Tried. Couldn’t finish even stuck on a tarmac. It’s … so bad ?! Tom Hanks ?! Huh ?! Must cleanse Baz with Romeo + Juliet fish tank immediately.

Def just go and try the door.

New baby in the yard. Dunno where her mama is. 🥺

No man has all three

Orcas with a Mandate of Heaven being the Bluesky main character on a Friday night is exactly why we’re here.

Winning the game of life Parker 💫

Do not fuck with Gladis.

They’re orcastrated attacks.

The lawsuit alleges that Musk's attorney Alex Spiro “loudly opined that it was unreasonable for Twitter's landlords to expect Twitter to pay rent, since San Francisco was a s—hole.”

Look, I'm not a bigtime lawyer to the rich and famous like Alex Spiro, but I'm *pretty* sure this is not how any of this works.

www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/s-f-open...

Do we think this has displaced it already? I never used it; seemed too walled-garden.

When do we get the AI that does all the emotional labor

Three hours ago I announced to the 2023 class of Columbia Journalism School the launch of a pilot loan repayment program that is pegged to non-profit news. journalism.columbia.edu/columbia-journalism-scho...

Replaced bird app with this on my home screen and I feel reborn.

All other lakes are inferior.

what a wonderful hell these people built for themselves

Thanks again for the invite Amir :)

Moar doggos plz

Before the day runs out, go give @mmasnick.bsky.social some support on his second-ever Product Hunt launch — a game that simulates what it's like to be a social media content moderator!

https://www.producthunt.com/posts/moderator-mayhem

New Tanlines AMIRITE

“cool”

Hiiiiii. Is everyone here ?!

Yeah yeah yeah