Off-screen picture of Densha De Go 64 playing on a TV. The Densha De Go 64 controller is in the foreground.

Who's ready to do some lines? #blutoid

This is way longer than my attention span. Can I maybe just get a summary?

Good times!

It's the end of Ghouls 'n' Ghosts on the Genesis. Arthur is kissing the princess while hearts rise up the screen.

Needed to get away from the computer, so I decided on Ghouls 'n' Ghosts on Genesis. Couldn't get into it, so I nearly quit in the second level, but my dog really liked watching it for some reason. Anyway, I went through twice to get the real ending on Professional difficulty... #blutoid

Zero, a half-Golden Retriever, half-Bernese Mountain Dog, lying on the floor. His front legs are wrapped around a giant, plush sub sandwich with a smiling face. He's chomping on the top of the sandwich, looking at the camera, with an expression that looks like he's smiling.

So, he fucks his sister because he doesn't care of what other people think? And that's an observation of Americans?

Well, I think Earthbound was better at making fun of Americans.

I just think "have you considered: prejudice against Americans" to be really laboured and tiresome. Like, have you considered that ghosts did it? Capcom's haunted, man. By xenophobic ghosts.

Sure. I suggested that Ocarina of Time could be interpreted as a coming-of-age story about Link being gay. But I admitted to it being improbable conjecture, whereas your statement implies that there is intentional subtext so clear that people should be "picking up on" it.

I think that's just a strange conjecture, guy.

What's funny is that I planned on replaying Cave Story, so I downloaded a mod that brings the Steam version up to par with the console versions... and then this gets announced a week later. So... that's cool? At least I hadn't started yet.

Do you at least have me on Steam? I'm Adzuken.

It's fun to think about what a bright spot this game was for me in 2024, while I was otherwise completely numb, running on autopilot, navigating a number of catastrophic life events. I survived, but unrelated to that, you should play Anthology of the Killer. #blutoid

An image from the manual for Electrician for Famicom Disk System. It shows the protagonist, Light-kun, squatting down with his wide, wide ass prominently thrust toward the viewer. The manual refers to this as his "Unching" pose.

Damn, boy... Lemme see that Unching pose. #blutoid

Ooo, just my type...

This is incredible for so many reasons.

I've got the logo as a tramp stamp.

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Gosh, I love Parking Garage Rally Circuit.

It's an About Me: Video Games grid. Ugh. Favourite Game: Earthbound Best Story: Rule of Rose Favourite Art Style: Ben Bero Beh Biggest Personal Impact: The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask Best Combat: Doom Eternal Overhated: Chulip Underrated: Battletanx: Global Assault Overrrated: The Last of Us Needs a Remake: Nekketsu Hockey-Bu Criminally Overlooked: Demon's Crest Favourite Protagonist: No More Heroes Favourite Antagonist: Metal Max Best Soundtrack: Streets of Rage Best Multiplayer: Battlefield 1942 Not usually my thing but...: NHL Hitz 20-03 Turn My Brain Off: Densha De Go 2 (64) Best With Friends: River City Ransom Best Retro Game: Metal Slug Nostalgic Childhood Game: Super Mario RPG Game Everyone Should Play: Cool Riders

Alright, here's one from me with a bit more variety. #blutoid

It's the "About Me: Video Games" meme. Every slot is occupied by a game from the Army Men series. No repeats. 20 slots.

#blutoid

Kitties. #blutoid

I keep getting fucked up AI-generated sleep apnea ads that look exactly like this.

This looks like a modern remake of a bad Mortal Kombat knock-off from the '90s.

I think I could take on your 5-year-old. Tell them I challenge them to a match.

I'd prefer to play as a bugsub.

Dosukoi! #blutoid

Bring Your Butt over here, mister. It's time for a whoopin'.

Or the controller is one of Goldfinger's murder victims.

There's a demo up of the game I did writing for up. It's cool to hear lines I wrote in a game. I don't recall most of the lines I wrote because they're in the characters' voice, but I recognize at least two of my lines from the demo characters. #blutoid

Fuck! What kind of asshole would do such a shitty thing!?