Why, thank you!

Wow. Just wow.

@carpeliquere.bsky.social see? Bullies, all of them!

WHAT THE FUCK, KLAUS?!

But there are so many good memories tied to that couch

I'm flattered that it made you hungry, but I don't swing that way, Drina.

Sure was, Jacob knows how to make a girl coma

I've always been a fan of the saying "Everyone needs a little romance in their lives," though I'm also fond of the phrase "Apply liberally," so take that as you will.

See, Drina? I'm innocent here. It's not my fault that my boyfriend is better than your boyfriend and knows how to get a lady frothing at the gash.

Ask me if I love you again after my microdose kicks in.

Well?

WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S BEEN TWELVE DAYS?!

I'm kidding, it was couch. I literally woke up just now, on cushions so wet it feels like tofu.

Well I'm sorry, but *some* of us have boyfriends who actually do something romantic on Valentine's day and we lost track of time making sheet music in bed, okay?

Yeah, but that sounds like effort?

But I can fix him

An audience with style and taste can always suss out the genuine article. What can I say?

Gotta go. My ride’s here.

Now come to think of it, maybe I should have wished for a whole-ass man to hop out

Whose side are you on?!

And no, I didn't think a whole-ass man was gonna hop out! I just didn't expect that thing to go hunting with a cigar cutter! I thought it would like, I don't know, create a new one, like a toy but more lifelike? What am I, a scientist to know about conservation of matter?

You hear that, @mornscreek.bsky.social ? You are in high demand! I mean, not as high as every night, but still!

Pfft, knives. My body is a weapon.

It's all Aly's fault! 😭

ME!

Who's ready for V-Day? #PlayAnything

(( #swlrp ))

I KNOW

What? No, I wished for a wiener! But, you know, the kind that men are equipped with? The blood was a byproduct. I don't think this meat was ethically sourced?

Today's Color out of Space is: Medallion

Whats old is new, again. In Jurassic park, they cloned dinosaurs from a mosquito trapped in amber. What will they clone from a technofossil? Best not to ask. Avoid junkyards for the next 48 hours.

#SWLRP

I threw it back in and just hope the cooler returned it to whoever it belonged to and reattached it, but I don't know how this works!

She always has it on her shows - normally for drinks and food. But she said that since it's basically like a sausage, it should work. And to her credit, it did, but there was so much blood and she said she doesn't know if the cooler creates or just grabs existing stuff from elsewhere in the world...