killin it, girl!

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

a waterfall with the word bansly on the bottom left Alt: a waterfall with the word bansly on the bottom left

I mean, I'd be like

oh, you're cooked fam

a drawing of a white chicken wearing green boots Alt: a drawing of a white chicken wearing green boots

v exciting

Well shit. You're telling me I can't blame everyhting on the CEO being a barner from Robertsdale anymore? What a shame.

Note to self: pay more attention around here in the spring.

So far it's been turkeys and I think hawks?

OHHH PRETTY BIRB

@calligator.bsky.social

me watching CBS every Saturday in the fall for 20 years:

Victoria Toensing @VicToensing Hubby being sworn in as Counsel to the Attorney General. 4:04 PM · Apr 20, 2026 · 6,199 Views Jason Reding Quiñones, the US Attorney in Miami, swearing in a much shorter Joe DiGenova.

Joe DiGenova, whose wife once solicited payments from foreigners to lie about Joe Biden in 2019, just got sworn in to investigate things those things he lied about in the past.

Over the weekend I laid out why this is so problematic.

emptywheel.net/2026/04/19/t...

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Looking for the same thing but the southern suburbs if you have any leads.

"Some cultures are dysfunctional and regressive," say the white guys deliberately trying to make ours dysfunctional and regressive.

It’s a mocktail and was more in the mood for liquid alcohol thanks to some frustrating news.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

The brewery I am venturing to today allegedly has pineapple upside down slushies.

I will investigate.🫡

ok, well that may be true. the world must prepare itself for this eventuality

😆💜

i dont know what you mean by "get" tbh 💜💅

Can we be done with this silly ass Pepper X seeping into any and every food show?

cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Two bottles of Piggly Wiggly bourbon distilled and bottled by Driftless Glenn.

So not only are their Piggly Wigglys in Wisconsin, but they also release their own bourbon?

Wild.

If Tua can pull one out, so can you.

Really like that everything in the Twin Cities is like 30min from everything else. Traffic is so much nicer here.

Update: Alabama No Kings protestor arrested for “dick-tator” costume found not guilty on all charges. mynbc15.com/news/local/f...

AI edited photos should be banned in real estate ads. Constant bait-and-switch when viewing properties. Absolutely infuriating.

ok first of all, rude

ohahohah-ahohahow

In case you need: There is a cream version of the same product available I used once.

I have literally never heard of an apartment price going down in 25 years. Which is the entire time from when I moved into one in college. Wow.