Handomest undead boi

Cutie

Why not both?

Well I was only thinking about you, but now I’m thinking about eating fried chicken while you eat me. Leveled up!

So pretty

I have no idea what Twitch is, but I know my son is the best at it 🖤

Oc nu necheð ƿindes blast
and ƿeder strong

This is the look, Cody!

Cuz reading is what?

Blistered corn and tomatoes with fontina and mint 🤤

Your lip gloss is ready, babe

Disrobing

California is good at everything except bagels and pizza 😫

Baby, come hug. Baby, come hug.

“He’s back back back back back again.” —The breakfast shift manager at McDonald’s, prolly

Handsomest

You might be surprised to learn that fruit salad is one of my favorite desserts 🐻 This is the doll to make right now: golden raspberries and peaches from the farmers market, a squirt of light agave, lots of lime juice, and a drop or two of rose water.

No, go away

Their season is so brief, and the demand so voracious, that snagging even one half-pint of Mara Des Bois—a steal at $15—can feel like getting on the last chopper out of Saigon. They taste like pâte de fruit from a fine confiserie, like cold wine in the sun, like a first kiss behind the rose bushes.

Goon us not into temptation, but deliver us from bating! 🙏🏻😵‍💫

If you get this reference, I love you and you also need to put the phone down and go outside

Bro, you touched my beef, dawg 🥩

If I could fit this entire gooner boy in my lap, I would. And then I’d take a pic and post it here.

It’s proud to serve 🫡🇺🇸

This is my death-row meal. Fuck the bucket of fried chicken, I want Jsebator’s gooned-out dick and cock

Me trying to get ready after gooning to your huge glistening dong for too long. Am I forgetting anything? 😵‍💫🤪

Go ahead, boy! Make it a combo meal

One for me, and one for you—but you have a job to do first 😈

Secret’s in the sauce!

I stay retarded on your penis 🤪 🇺🇸 The number of times I have gooned and edged (and failed and cummed) to your pics…