Finally, Jewish women catch a break.

Winning a leadership election in a party is very different to winning a general election in the country is very different to running that country.

Even murderers have gone woke, doing hybrid working, reducing productivity. We used to be a country.

Sort of clay pigeon competition.

The ski jump will now be a shooting event.

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Particularly at this confusion:

Even Jones is struggling to keep a straight face in response to this toddler-level analysis.

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“the UK”

There’s literally just one location that’s not in England.

BBC News already reporting that he isn’t quitting.

The Shawshank Redemption would have been a lot shorter if it had been The Wandsworth Redemption.

Novara’s Christmas party is off.

King Charles should buy Rachel Reeves’s house and give it to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

Two problems solved all round.

This is indeed disgraceful.

On the plus side, they won’t have to watch Aston Villa play.

In 2024 no one stabbed Jews to death…

BREAKING: Number of new parties on the left now so high they’re having to use Angela Rayner’s property portfolio for headquarters.

I remember Peter #Mandelson Resignation Day as a kid.

Hanging falsified mortgage documents and dodgy passports on the tree.

Everyone singing 🎵 I’m a fighter not a quitter! 🎶.

Then all tucking into a guacomole dinner.

Wonderful, wonderful times.

First of all @thetimes.com, the term is “woman”.

Hope Rupert Lowe is enjoying his holiday in Wales.

Would.

So will the hostages* live in a Palestinian or a Jewish state?

(*or be buried)

Labour taking Diane Abbott’s latest comments on racism ‘incredibly seriously’ MP says she does not regret earlier comments that led to year-long suspension from party

Diane Abbott is absolutely right. There are lots of things about a person that are not obvious by sight. Including race.

And dementia.

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Very brave to choose to wear all white when you were planning to shit yourself in public quite so hard.

Probs waiting for the Disney adaptation.

Very disappointed by this. I was sure that the Swedish Vegan Yacht Club was going to get the better of the IDF. Next time, next time.

If only you had been with them. Next time, eh?

Brilliant analysis.

Very disappointing to see Greta Thunberg reneging on BDS principles and accepting a Zionist sandwich. This how they get you.