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jackie has a vertical shelf with pictures of all the husbands and once a week she rearranges them so they can all see who's currently winning

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a woman’s work. and the use of la follia

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pantopralol’ing at this, i feel seen 🙌

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Edward Teach in season 1 episode 9 of Our Flag Means Desth, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing on the main deck of the Revenge protectively in front of Stede out of frame

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 9 of Our Flag Means Desth, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing on the main deck of the Revenge protectively in front of Stede out of frame

day 653 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

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Ed’s heart is pounding, and his stomach is doing somersaults for an entirely new reason. He’s going to fire me. Worse, he’s found me out, and he’s going to fire me and then call the constable.
Ed sits, trying to keep his face as impassive and polite as possible. 
Bonnet takes a deep breath. “You may have noticed that I keep a rather unusual house here, as regards the servants,” he begins. “We are, perhaps, a touch informal.”
Ed exhales since this doesn’t seem to be about him. “I have noticed,” he replies. 
“I hope you do not judge me too harshly—”
“I could never, mate,” Ed cuts in quickly. So much for his impassive demeanor.
Bonnet hesitates for a moment before pressing on. “The servants are my only company here. Or they were, before you came. When my father’s not in residence, I allow a certain level of familiarity.” He takes a deep breath. “We thought maybe to suspend this tradition while you’re here, but it seems a shame and unfair to the crew, and you’re so kind, so I just thought it might be nice- that is, we thought it might be nice—”

Ed’s heart is pounding, and his stomach is doing somersaults for an entirely new reason. He’s going to fire me. Worse, he’s found me out, and he’s going to fire me and then call the constable. Ed sits, trying to keep his face as impassive and polite as possible. Bonnet takes a deep breath. “You may have noticed that I keep a rather unusual house here, as regards the servants,” he begins. “We are, perhaps, a touch informal.” Ed exhales since this doesn’t seem to be about him. “I have noticed,” he replies. “I hope you do not judge me too harshly—” “I could never, mate,” Ed cuts in quickly. So much for his impassive demeanor. Bonnet hesitates for a moment before pressing on. “The servants are my only company here. Or they were, before you came. When my father’s not in residence, I allow a certain level of familiarity.” He takes a deep breath. “We thought maybe to suspend this tradition while you’re here, but it seems a shame and unfair to the crew, and you’re so kind, so I just thought it might be nice- that is, we thought it might be nice—”

“Hey, slow down.” Bonnet seems to be getting tangled in his thoughts. “The servants are your friends, yeah?” Ed asks.
Relieved, Bonnet smiles. “Yes, they are. I dine with them every Sunday. We call it crew dinner.” Blushing furiously, Bonnet clears his throat. “Mr. Teach, I am cordially inviting you to crew dinner on Sunday.”
Cordially inviting Ed to dine with the servants, as if he hadn’t done so hundreds of times? Ed is burning to find out more.
Which might explain what he says next.
“Mate, if you’re going to ask me questions like that, you’d better call me Ed.” Approaching that cliff’s edge once more, Ed can’t resist punctuating his invitation with a wink.
Bonnet blushes even more deeply, but he looks enormously pleased. “Then call me Stede.”
Ed leans a little closer, dropping his voice conspiratorially. “Do you let the ‘crew’ call you Stede, too?”

“Hey, slow down.” Bonnet seems to be getting tangled in his thoughts. “The servants are your friends, yeah?” Ed asks. Relieved, Bonnet smiles. “Yes, they are. I dine with them every Sunday. We call it crew dinner.” Blushing furiously, Bonnet clears his throat. “Mr. Teach, I am cordially inviting you to crew dinner on Sunday.” Cordially inviting Ed to dine with the servants, as if he hadn’t done so hundreds of times? Ed is burning to find out more. Which might explain what he says next. “Mate, if you’re going to ask me questions like that, you’d better call me Ed.” Approaching that cliff’s edge once more, Ed can’t resist punctuating his invitation with a wink. Bonnet blushes even more deeply, but he looks enormously pleased. “Then call me Stede.” Ed leans a little closer, dropping his voice conspiratorially. “Do you let the ‘crew’ call you Stede, too?”

#WIPWednesday for The Art of Fakery, my RBB from a fantastic art prompt by @gaywatson.bsky.social

Ed is staying in Stede’s home under false pretenses, but he can’t help being charmed when Stede issues a surprising invitation.

#OFMDfanfic

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Jim catches the photo floating across the module. Nana. Face serious, squinting into the sun, probably looking at her orange trees and wondering how she can make them more of the platonic ideal of fruit. 

"Your family, question?" Olu asks from his clear protective pod at Jim's side. 

"She was," Jim says, swallowing back tears. "A lot of light years ago." 

"Jim know..." 

Jim stows the photo in their breast pocket and looks down at Olu's rocky form. He's got teal stripes on his appendages that always make Jim smile. "Yeah?"

"Olu could be family."

Jim catches the photo floating across the module. Nana. Face serious, squinting into the sun, probably looking at her orange trees and wondering how she can make them more of the platonic ideal of fruit. "Your family, question?" Olu asks from his clear protective pod at Jim's side. "She was," Jim says, swallowing back tears. "A lot of light years ago." "Jim know..." Jim stows the photo in their breast pocket and looks down at Olu's rocky form. He's got teal stripes on his appendages that always make Jim smile. "Yeah?" "Olu could be family."

For @ofmdrareships.bsky.social Week, @petrichorca.bsky.social and I have made Our Flag Saves Stars, different short Project Hail Mary AUs starring our beloved crew. First one here: archiveofourown.org/works/835542...

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👀👀

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*bolts upright out of bed in a sweaty mess* headcanon that felix, ed’s old shipmate, is the one who made his long pipe. carved and made meticulously by hand with stolen things from around the ship, just for ed. but soon after gifting it, felix gets caught. and eventually punished

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omg i love them!! queens!!!

just in case you want to mark your calendar, we at @ofmdrareships.bsky.social will be hosting a Jackie-focused weekend in August :)))

bsky.app/profile/ofmd...

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how about a tiny #ofmd #skyfic 🧵 because why not

Ed drifts through the house, a victorian ghost lost, the hours ticking past as the moon keeps vigil. Restless. No longer able to just trace the lines of Stede's face in the darkness. No longer able to just listen to the steady beat of Stede's heart.

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heh.

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Got this faux gif ❤️

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Stede's Morning - Deniz_B - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#TakeTwoTuesday
Ficversaries I've missed!

From the world of Ed's marina:
Stede’s Morning archiveofourown.org/works/46580728

Stede&Ed’s Anniversary archiveofourown.org/works/64334782

A Stede's First Time fic (sequel to the Ruthie fic!)
Somewhere There is Someone archiveofourown.org/works/55296070

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Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. His eyes are closed and his eyebrows are drawn tight, but he's smiling a little as his hair is loose and whipping around his head on the wind. He knows he looks good. He'll worry about the knots later. And Stede is really gentle with a comb.

Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. His eyes are closed and his eyebrows are drawn tight, but he's smiling a little as his hair is loose and whipping around his head on the wind. He knows he looks good. He'll worry about the knots later. And Stede is really gentle with a comb.

Sometimes every strand is a slut strand. Here's a piece that's three years old today! 🧡 #TakeTwoTuesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

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ed half-hiding under a blanket on the couch talking to stede, saying "then expecting me to just melt back into your arms"

ed half-hiding under a blanket on the couch talking to stede, saying "then expecting me to just melt back into your arms"

spongebob text meme that says "several days later..."

spongebob text meme that says "several days later..."

ed & stede embracing and kissing up against a wall

ed & stede embracing and kissing up against a wall

ed sitting in stede's bed, looking as stede (shirtless) closes the curtains to their bed area

ed sitting in stede's bed, looking as stede (shirtless) closes the curtains to their bed area

seriously lol

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OFMD RBB 2026 Artist Highlight - Lucia (She/her) - I’m an artist who lives in the southwestern part of the US and is obsessed with music, cowboys, clothes, cats, and pirates.

OFMD RBB 2026 Artist Highlight - Lucia (She/her) - I’m an artist who lives in the southwestern part of the US and is obsessed with music, cowboys, clothes, cats, and pirates.

Today's #OFMDReverseBang Artist Highlight is Lucia (she/her)!

Find Lucia at @citrussyndicate.bsky.social
linktr.ee/citrussyndicate
ko-fi.com/citrussyndic...

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I say it every time but the absolute genius of him saying this line that looks so tough and violent when written but he's literally crying his way through it in despair is just 👩‍🍳😘

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happy ofmdversary!! i’m a few weeks behind you and can’t imagine my life without it🥹

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they’re so beautiful!! 🤩😍 sorry the courier made a deeply uncool treasure map adventure for you guys😅

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Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with cuts and bruises all over his face, sitting on an armchair on Anne and Mary’s front porch and holding out a joint as he hacks his lungs out

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with cuts and bruises all over his face, sitting on an armchair on Anne and Mary’s front porch and holding out a joint as he hacks his lungs out

day 651 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

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in a fic called "i'm a terrible pirate.", ed and stede are discovering new things about themself with karl the seagull. it's a house md au, guest starring oluwande and frenchie.

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I love today's theme. I find that so often what people look to read from rare ships is one-shot smut fics that don't really include romance - and I love that we're intentionally saying "Let them be in love!! With each other, specifically!!"

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Digital full body illustration of Ed teach in blues, based on the scene where he emerges from the ocean in ofmd 2.8 mermen. He’s surrounded by abstract wave shapes and sketched tentacles

Digital full body illustration of Ed teach in blues, based on the scene where he emerges from the ocean in ofmd 2.8 mermen. He’s surrounded by abstract wave shapes and sketched tentacles

kraken rising #ofmd #ofmdfanart

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Photo of Ed Teach from ofmd S1 bathtub scene with Stede Bonnet on the left

Photo of Ed Teach from ofmd S1 bathtub scene with Stede Bonnet on the left

Thinking about this precious and vulnerable man 🥹

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Tomorrow will be Part 2 of the OMG HOW DID I GET THIS FUCKING LUCKY 100TH EPISODE special with Zayre Ferrer!

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Digital illustration of Stede holding a blue book, wearing his yellow robe. From the S1E03 scene where he decides he wants to be the Gentleman Pirate.

Digital illustration of Stede holding a blue book, wearing his yellow robe. From the S1E03 scene where he decides he wants to be the Gentleman Pirate.

🎵 You're so golden 🎵

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

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A graphic reading: OFMD Rare Ship Week 2026 - Monday. La Vie en Rose - New Romance, Growing Old Together. The graphic has a photo of Oluwande, Jim, and Archie dancing together at Calypso's birthday, and is in shades of pink and gold.

A graphic reading: OFMD Rare Ship Week 2026 - Monday. La Vie en Rose - New Romance, Growing Old Together. The graphic has a photo of Oluwande, Jim, and Archie dancing together at Calypso's birthday, and is in shades of pink and gold.

It's day two of Rare Ship Week, and we're celebrating love 💕

Your theme for the day is La Vie en Rose, with prompts for different stages of the journey - New Romance, and Growing Old Together.

Tag us or use #OFMDRareShips so we can share your posts!

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Underrated line tbh

#ofmd

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Stede and Ed OFMD animatic WIP drawing

Stede and Ed OFMD animatic WIP drawing

Haven't had time to work on the OFMD animatic for the last couple weeks due to family obligations but I'm back in it for a bit tonight trying to level up my head construction!

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take a chance on me - watchtheflow - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello!! I have posted a lil thing for the ‘new romance’ prompt for @ofmdrareships.bsky.social week!!

A Lucius / The Swede modern friends to lovers ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/82317506

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