I hope when Timothee wins his Oscar he fades away to live a life of leisure with his Kardashian and Connor Storrie takes all of his roles

When people are really into Stranger Things it’s so sad to me like… you just eat up whatever slop Netflix puts in front of you

The concept of MTG being extremely principled but a lot of her principles are being racist…

I can’t do another Oscar season of Chalamet Derangement Syndrome

And if it was developed for a theatrical run it could have been a much better movie!

This weeks Project Runway screamed “we ran out of money”

I hope Timothee continues to have terrible taste in movies so I can continue not seeing him in anything

Biggest artist in the world announcing her twelfth album on her boy friends podcast… how are you not embarrassed

Love my psychiatrist who gives me things to be anxious about instead of my Trazodone prescription

New Project Runway better give up this wait until next episode to find out who’s eliminated thing next week… no one thinks ending an episode with no resolution is ok do they?

Another Nintendo direct, another reason not to buy the Switch 2

I like Poker Face but all the deaths make me sad :(

ABF must have huge lanky Jew twink dick for Helen to not tell him maybe this show is not for him

Zohran video: Here’s how we’ll make the buses faster!

Cuomo video: please like me

“My voice without the lies this is what it sounds like” -me lying

Just went off on my Zionistuncle on Facebook about Zohran I feel alive!!!

I’m sorry I literally don’t believe that anyone likes Boop that much

If Zohran wins that means we can have a progressive coalition without Zionists… how great would that be

Why are gay guys acting like Addison Rae is an up and coming niche gay indie darling like CRJ or Charli when she is a TikTok created product who failed at acting and needed a revenue stream?

Have you considered that Boop is not performing at the Tony’s because it sucks and is bad?

Between Lydia shining in the rapping roast and Lexi underperforming after coming out strong in the talent show it’s actually insane how few performance challenges there were on season 17

Patti: Audra is not a friend

Audra: I haven’t seen her in 11 years

Sounds consistent to me!

2 episodes into Overcompensating and I’m compelled by how tone-less it is… it doesn’t feel very silly or awkward or sad or anything… true wallpaper tv

Final Destination was fun but why was every kill the worst CGI I’ve ever seen

If I went on Survivor I would kill myself to forever alter the course of Jeff Probst’s life

Where is the drag king named Ethan Cunt

Nara Smith videos aren’t hitting anymore… I heard her say “I had Lucky squeeze my lemons” and I just got so sad

Leaving the party early because my back hurts too much… I should end it all right

Jeff Probst should play a murder victim on Elsbeth

Swap out Audra for Helen I’m so serious