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im in the pussy like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!! HEEEEELPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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The monkey neuron activation meme (a biology textbook drawing of a neuron in a monkey's brain activating)

The monkey neuron activation meme (a biology textbook drawing of a neuron in a monkey's brain activating)

hearing the opening strings of Untouched by The Veronicas

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Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

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ok perhaps the climbing should wait

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i practice the art of climbing up on countertops

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evil energy ngl. being mistaken for a lesbian is a great honor

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no it's fine!! don't worry

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i’m rewatching it with my dad who has not seen it before

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Hush, you. I am a New Yorker

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it is my duty as a NYer to tell you all that Excelsior has been the NY state motto since 1778 and that Stan Lee would’ve gotten it from NY, not the other way around. Stan Lee was born and raised in the Bronx.

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Excelsior has been a NY motto since 1778, Stan Lee got it from NY not the other way around

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Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

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that’s your baby now

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many such cases

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Stock photo of like a drill sergeant guy with impact font captioning reading "DROP AND GIVE ME A NORMAL PIC OF YOUR PUSSY"

Stock photo of like a drill sergeant guy with impact font captioning reading "DROP AND GIVE ME A NORMAL PIC OF YOUR PUSSY"

how i text my friends when i'm having a bad day and i want to see a picture of their cat

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(before anyone starts freaking out Millennially at me this is a joke i know about NIN)

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the guy who scored Challengers?

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i thought the mods would take me longer to update than it did lol i underestimated my own muscle memory

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stardew valley character customization screen

stardew valley character customization screen

AAAA THA VOICES

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the voices are telling me to start playing stardew valley again

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i full on wojak at my screen any time i see one of them

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they got Anna Garcia at PetSmart now

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she’s more of like a calico/tabby, a cabbie if you will

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she returns!

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Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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beautiful name for a beautiful baby

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who is this gorgeous soot sprite

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my niece is the most special baby to ever baby

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fuck i need to watch this new season huh

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