im in the pussy like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!! HEEEEELPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The monkey neuron activation meme (a biology textbook drawing of a neuron in a monkey's brain activating)

hearing the opening strings of Untouched by The Veronicas

Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

ok perhaps the climbing should wait

i practice the art of climbing up on countertops

evil energy ngl. being mistaken for a lesbian is a great honor

no it's fine!! don't worry

i’m rewatching it with my dad who has not seen it before

Hush, you. I am a New Yorker

it is my duty as a NYer to tell you all that Excelsior has been the NY state motto since 1778 and that Stan Lee would’ve gotten it from NY, not the other way around. Stan Lee was born and raised in the Bronx.

Excelsior has been a NY motto since 1778, Stan Lee got it from NY not the other way around

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

that’s your baby now

many such cases

Stock photo of like a drill sergeant guy with impact font captioning reading "DROP AND GIVE ME A NORMAL PIC OF YOUR PUSSY"

how i text my friends when i'm having a bad day and i want to see a picture of their cat

(before anyone starts freaking out Millennially at me this is a joke i know about NIN)

the guy who scored Challengers?

i thought the mods would take me longer to update than it did lol i underestimated my own muscle memory

stardew valley character customization screen

AAAA THA VOICES

the voices are telling me to start playing stardew valley again

i full on wojak at my screen any time i see one of them

they got Anna Garcia at PetSmart now

she’s more of like a calico/tabby, a cabbie if you will

she returns!

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

beautiful name for a beautiful baby

who is this gorgeous soot sprite

my niece is the most special baby to ever baby

fuck i need to watch this new season huh