From a post:
“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.
So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD EVERYTHING IN PLACE AND AGAIN TRUMP FUCKED EVERYTHING UP, MORE MURDERS AND BILLIONS WASTED - LOCK HIM UP!!!
Did no Everton players play in the N Ireland v England match at Goodison in 1973? Dave Clement?
🔴Kemi Badenoch Campaigns For North Sea Drilling at Company Owned by Oil and Gas Executive Who Donated £250,000 to the Conservatives
bylinetimes.com/2026/03/30/k...
@news.sky.com the subtitles on sky news have been rubbish for a long time. But just now they are useless.
Here's what he should have said: "We wouldn't celebrate if something happened on their side and we don't.
WE are sick people.
WE are really deranged people".
Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea
Trump: Europe needs to help me with this war against Iran
Europe: Sorry, we’re busy helping Ukraine win a war, you said, you could end in one day.
The people celebrating the bombing of Iran know nothing of the horrors of war. They've never watched a friend ripped apart by explosives.
They tell us that these sacrifices are just what happens. But it's never what happens to them.
It's what happens to us.
is there a time cut off for accepting transfered tickets.
So, a cruise to the canaries with Marella, £692 for a week. But flight is from Stansted or Luton. Change the flight to Manchester or Birmingham it goes up about by another £900 per person, even more from Gatwick £1342.
Makes no sense to me
Left the ground a 10pm last night. Got off the soccer bus at about 22:45. So went home thirsty.
Will these evening kick offs bankrupt these new bars by the new ground. I personally refuse to entertain the idea of paying £7 a pint in HD.
Trump’s first wife, Ivana Zelníčková, fell down the stairs and died just a week before she was supposed to testify against Trump.
She is buried on a golf course; her grave is overgrown with weeds, and no one ever visits it.
For some reason, that doesn’t surprise anyone at all…
Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”
Happy to be wrong, 4-3 Canada
3-2 I've put the mockers on Canada.
Canada looking off the pace here. I know eff all about ice hockey but Canada could get beat here.
Muhammad Yusuf got completely floored by Victoria Derbyshire.
#UKPolitics
🚨Reform leader Nigel Farage has posted on X
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
What a bloody waffler Farage is. Robinson, probably on purpose, missing open goals. A pair of smug gits.
4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.
Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit
Both, as I wrote at time, were ‘abject failures of journalism’
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Vote Reform - get the same rights as Belarus & the safety net of Hungary.
Excellent work by Reform at Kent Council, who made a £40m saving by briefly proposing to spend £40m on something then deciding not to. Using this model, every Reform council can save £billions!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
This hits hard 😢
Dwight McNeils Insta 💙
The FA Cup holders have requested an extension from the Premier League to complete the deal - which will include an obligation to buy the 26-year-old winger for £20m at the end of the season. SO IT WONT HAPPEN THEN.
