I'm sorry, someone help. There is clearly some confusion. I said I like to *READ* Kurt Vonnegut, not that I wanted to be in his stories.

Tired of my life featuring so many historical turning points.

#whyilovephilly

Can confirm Guntersville is like a third world country. Never saw any Hatians though.

watching all these tech bros want to get all masculine is like when depeche mode went all leather daddy

Bokononism seeming better and better every day

that's Tabitha from Bewitched

I had a great time running a Rise of the Empire-era SW5e game with friends but it fizzled our and we never went back. I never got to progressively turn Saw Gerrara from his Clone Wars character to Rogue One 😐

Hey hey!

Thanks, Meatcat!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway .. ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..

I remember everyone immediately asking if the horse was ok

Mayor, wife hurt as buggy is hit by runaway horses A pair of runaway horses crashed into the rear of a wagon carrying Mayor Bob Walkup and his wife, Beth, during Thursday's Tucson Rodeo Parade, sending both to the hospital

The Kino overpass at 22nd is named in his honor.

Remember, kids, if it looks like a nazi, acts like a Nazi, and smells like a Nazi, it's a #Nazi. #musk #4thReich

Europe has a message for Elmo.

🤌

I think Apple ate more shit for forcing a U2 album on us than Meta is for forcing a dictator on us.

We got a main thoroughfare overpass named after the former mayor who got his ass flipped to the ground on a horse drawn buggy in the world's largest non-mechanized parade. And it happened less than 20 years ago.

Siri egg

Imagine sucking a cool frosty one out of that bad boy after you gnarfl the Garthok.

I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.

Is it earlier enough in the life of bluesky that we can make vagueposting song lyrics a thing we do again

I assume that will be the final evolution!

I finally pull the trigger and deactivated my Meta accounts when that little piece of magic dropped.

Jury is still out on whether or not I like bluesky but continuing developments reassure my decision to ditch Meta. Deactivated today.

Is there any RP community as of yet?

I'm being chased by porn bots who are slowly morphing from Lilas to Lias.