Not me.

Birds aren’t real.

Good time for spooky crafts. I enjoy Vanoaoks on YouTube if you’re looking for inspiration.

Woke up early to go see what could possibly be one of the last expressions of #freespeech. Stand up to #fascists. Remember, your vote is private. You know what is right. Vote accordingly.

Water main break outside the Rockville #guitarcenter this morning. I hope it’s not causing any damage inside.

#vance proved yet again that donOLD #trump is really BAD at making decisions. #unfit

If a drug exists that pumps up a persons cognitive functions to super human levels and the president is not using it, then i question that president’s judgement. Just saying.

“Books are an idiot’s natural enemy and idiots love fire.” Josh Johnson

Anyone else disturbed by all the #dawn #dishsoap commercials? There’s always an animal covered in oil getting a bath. We get it, you can use soap to clean things. You don’t need to dunk a ducking in dawn to prove it. Think of all the ducks you’d help if you didn’t dunk ‘em.

Did we just witness a new #jedi power? I’m pretty sure Mae just used a #ForceFart to kick up dust on #theacolyte.

Once again he’s proving himself a loser.

Feel better!

I’m a little curious to sign on to Trump Social to see what the old windbag felon is lying about tonight. #trump

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#fox is awful slow to report about Trump today. It’s almost as if they’re having a tough time finding a way to spin to him.

Much of the evidence for Trump’s guilt was available prior to the 2016 election, it didn’t stop people from voting for him twice since then. Hopefully a conviction will convince a few of them that nothing good happens when Trump comes to town.

Halfway through 2024, Microsoft has been around for like 40 years and is putting AI in everything, but Word still keeps insisting that I need to start this numbered list on the letter K.

What does the constitution say about the cruel and unusual punishment the jurors received yesterday when they had to listen to Stormy talk about Trump #sex?

It’s ok to cheat a little at first. Play 3 strings only if you have to. It will sound ok and you’ll get the satisfaction of playing a song.

It’s #halloween somewhere. Jump scare a lived one tonight.

Keep putting in the time, you’ll get there. They get easier each time … until you get to F. F the F chord.

Was thinking about renting Dune 2: revenge of Dune tonight but it’s $25 bucks. What makes Bezos think I’ll spend 3x the value of a movie to watch it at home. Tim Tam Shalalamay can’t hypnotize me.

Sounds like a nightmare to google directions to the joint.

I think #unfrosted has given us a means to start to heal the divisions in our country. We can start by retiring the derogatory term “maga” and replace it with #countrysquares. #wordsmatter

I wonder if Jim Gaffigan needed to get released from his #hotpockets contract before started making #poptarts. #unfrosted

#Unfrosted is the movie of the summer. I dare you to prove me wrong.

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1000 MW of new safe carbon free power joined the grid this morning. #cheers

It’s gotta be tough to headline the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Colin J was great, but that room is utterly humorless.

Her husband almost speaks one sometimes.