If there's a bassoon convention I want to know about it

That sounds very philosophical. What is a huddle? What is a meeting?

Chemistry is happening here

We are veering off of science news with DMV updates

Ponder the rodent

You're just like yeah man, these Europeans have got it good

I always like it when the arrows go up and the numbers are green. I'm a simple child like that.

If I just sent anyone a very random string of letters in Slack, apologies, next time I'll unplug my keyboard before frantically wiping coffee off it

thank God I'm not a thought leader

Does it help to know that you’re not the only person being tormented by this polymer?

All polymers look exactly the same to me

A banana in every pot. Whether you want one or not.

Sorry--more sheep than whales, not more whales than people

I think it's Tuesday though I can never be quite sure

There's this thing called rain

Quantum Cahoots sounds like the name of a dorky board game

The only thing I'd be getting out of it is Ryan Reynolds

Enjoy the thingamajiggy

In the two seconds between meetings it appears my hair has doubled in size

“I rarely show bar graphs for someone else’s benefit”~Nobel Laureate David MacMillan

Modest hunk—I mean monk—Gregor Mendel…

RIP Chuck Norris

I can imagine imbuing some kind of significance that would make making glue from your friends seem more OK

It would be rough to turn your pals into glue though

Let’s just call the CDC and see what happens

Yeah whatever I'll be in my chemistry hole

Sounds like a good plan. I’m gonna take some Tylenol and write a truly sh*t draft.

One sad little chromatography graph

"It's a frankenmolecule of unknown pharmacological significance"

In like a lamb, out like a lion, and presumably the middle is some horrible lamb/lion chimera