Trump is like Jesus if Jesus loved gold, hated his neighbors, and never died

Joe Biden got more shit for his dogs‘ behavior than Trump is getting for tossing a $100 bill at a grandmother being forced to work in retirement to pay for her husbands’ cancer medication after calling himself Jesus

The economy is so good you have to skip spending time with your grandchildren to deliver $30 sandwiches to the teenagers running the department of labor

If I was still a WH correspondent I might have been tempted to ask the DoorDash driver about Trump’s gas prices.

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

There's a lot going on in this clip but can we circle back to the "DoorDash GRANDMA" t-shirt for a second? Trump normalizing retirement-age gig workers tells you everything you need to know about the American economy under Republican leadership

the funny thing about sending jd vance out to do sensitive diplomatic negotiations is he has literally no experience. like, none whatsoever. he doesn't even have related experience in lawmaking or some executive role.

The ballroom is a bonus to sit atop the bunker for the inevitable coup attempt

Seems unwise for the gallows-at-the-Capitol folks to erect an arch

Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.

Yup.

This is an absolutely rotten, evil thing to say. “Stone Age” implies targeting civilians—the innocent men, women, and children he is supposedly trying to liberate from a brutal, oppressive regime. That would be a war crime.

Polymarket is allowing users to place bets on the rescue of U.S. pilots shot down over Iran.

Disgusting.

Trump is like Jesus if Jesus loved gold, hated his neighbors, and never died

reminder that the number one issue that the press covered in 2016, the one they told voters was THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in the election, was Hillary Clinton's compliance with Presidential Records Act record-keeping

Also what happens to this over funded agency when there’s no more immigrants to harass?

jesus christ

trump is not going to let the war crimes in Iran distract from his genocidal attack on trans people at home.

Don’t you hate it when a conspiracy theory turns out to be a totally true but intentionally crazy sounding phenomenon designed to make similar future accusations against powerful people sound silly and conspiratorial and therefore makes it difficult to hold them to account for literally anything

You gotta keep working to pay for literally everything getting more expensive, but they deserve a break despite not doing their one job of acting as an independent branch of government

I mean there it is.

Nothing highlights the uselessness of Congress like going on a two-week vacation amid an illegal war and the president manipulating the markets for his own personal gain

"This is not a ground invasion," they say, from the ground invasion

At some point there‘s not going to be enough time to have enough Congressional hearings to uncover all the corruption happening in this administration and some of them are just going to get away with it

Ossoff: "The American people need to know that the president is fundraising for his political campaign and his PAC using images of American service members killed in action, and it's a disgrace"

Donald “Nostradamus” Trump

lol remember when he pretended to be progressive

Dems call for probe into 'troubling pattern' of legal wins for Pam Bondi's brother Two Democrats are calling on the DOJ internal watchdog to launch a probe into what they say is a "troubling pattern" of favorable outcomes for Brad Bondi's clients.

This has been a topic in bar circles for weeks. Two Democrats are calling on the DOJ's internal watchdog to launch a probe into what they say is a "troubling pattern" of favorable outcomes for clients of defense attorney Brad Bondi, the brother of AG Pam Bondi, in cases involving the DOJ.

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