Logged in just to block the ai.

Two people I wouldn't trust to shit in a pot, let alone lead anyone...

Tweet by Adam Kinzinger reacting to news that Jake Paul appeared on stage with Donald Trump at a rally in Kentucky, commenting that we live in unserious times with serious consequences. The image shows Trump and Jake Paul standing together at a rally podium with a crowd behind them.

I want off this timeline.

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-cl...

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-s...

snake plisken saying get a new president

'Escape from New York' (1981)
dir: John Carpenter 📽️

So neat.

Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’

Frightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’ theonion.com/frightened-child-sits-at...

DAMMIT, PICKLES!

We now know one of the things to include in the summoning ritual...

The BEST Black Widow series in recent memory. I loved every second of it.

Yay!

Great read.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-...

Has anyone figured out who bought Schumer?

The most wonderful time of the year...

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

"Troubled"? We're only at "Troubled"

What's the step past "Migraine Inducing"?

Loving that...

"Mister Rumpus won't be no trouble at all, Mister Gandalf, sir."

Who wants to tell him?

Venezuela is about to have the world’s most oil fires.

The party of the Sternly Worded Performative Letter

"Makeshift" and "War Room" are not words that should go together unless you are talking about Fantasy Football...

The man is useless...

Has anyone checked to see if Schumer's cashing any checks from Vladdy-Daddy too?

For companies that make their money off of stories about scrappy heroes facing insurmountable odds and prevailing...they sure act the super villain too often for my tastes.

Yep.