Love this.

If anyone ever asks what an existential crisis is, I will show them this face

Minute Cryptic - 20 April, 2026
"Heavy sculpture of Jesus, facing out across Brazilian city?" (7)
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"rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen" (guessing one went home early)

This was how Smarty Arty would announce an art competition, which was why he had to be muted

It's a fascinating advert really, as it suggests the Guardian actually employs censorship to convey the message they want and, well...

Bluesky currently experiencing one of those hangovers with sequels "it's 4pm, I think I should be able to get up n... oh god no sofa it is"

ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

INCONCEIVABLE

JD Vance:

Rock gods

So you're telling me he's an...

*Lowers sunglasses, which immediately fall off my face and shatter on the floor"

...eggstremist

So you're telling me he's an...

*Lowers sunglasses, which immediately fall off my face and shatter on the floor"

...eggstremist

Parseword #76
⚡️ 8s
💎 Perfect
🥚 Learn Mode

Oof

Minute Cryptic - 13 April, 2026
"Homebody cut short island-hopping?" (5)
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Minute Cryptic - 8 April, 2026
"Old Yeller shot at the end by owner - biting starts to cause rabies infection" (4,5)
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Minced, minced oath

Fine dining restaurant where everything comes in pastry. Calling it Tout En Croûte.

I'm not sure if this being released on my birthday is a good sign or not, but it's going on the present list (currently the only thing)

Frank, a white nonbinary person dressed in black, is holding a large linoprint. The print has a gradient of dark blue to light blue to pink, and shows a huge ethereal being made from a circulatory system with feathered wings and powerful rays coming out of their fingers. Behind them is a London skyline

🏳️‍⚧️ another (huge!) limited-edition print for #transdayofvisibility - "Transgender Goddexx Destroys Fascism" - only 3 available of this one 👀
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grateful as ever for all shares!

Oh Ron.

You made us laugh
You made us cry
You made us feel
That we could lie

Incredible thread

What's the most boring road sign you've seen?

Mine is "For North Kettering Business Area Follow Corby"

Year 1: did the Easter egg hunt, but realised the tokens were constantly being replenished

Year 2: instead of hunting the eggs we hunted the member of staff putting the tokens out, picking them up and trading them in for dozens of eggs

Year 3: signs everywhere saying "only one egg per child"

We used to do the Easter egg hunt every year at Whipsnade. They used to hide little egg tokens throughout the day, which you could swap for creme eggs. If you found a gold one, you'd get a proper Easter egg. However, we spoiled it for everyone. It went like this:

a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Funnily enough Saxon Musk is also what I call Lynx Africa.

Minute Cryptic - 21 March, 2026
"Learn 1970s-style dance music! $5 off per beginner!" (8)
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