Being a weasel means I can kiss my own belly button... but I'd rather you do it for me :3

hell yes

Getting desperate. Still need help with food, transportation, and overdue bills for the next few days. I get paid early Tuesday, but that isn't gonna help me right now.

I'm getting so tired and irritable.

You are too cute.

Do not eat the forbidden fruit.

Soundsmith, from the website youtube dot com, when he was dissing the developer of laughably bad tf2 cheatbots:

"Y'know, maybe if you hired some trans women, your code wouldn't suck so much."

GitHub - laylavish/uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist: A huge blocklist of manually curated sites that contain AI generated imagery for uBlock Origin & uBlacklist. A huge blocklist of manually curated sites that contain AI generated imagery for uBlock Origin & uBlacklist. - laylavish/uBlockOrigin-HUGE-AI-Blocklist

uBO, udm14, grayjay (for youtube)

oh and there's also a great massive huge ai search engine blocklist for uBO that works on google and duck/bing.

github.com/laylavish/uB...

I might check it out for desktop. I use grayjay for android though.

Congrats, ai bros, you solved a fictional food shortage. Fictional factory workers can pull fictional avocadoes out of thin air whenever fictional people need to eat.

Great.

Why the fuck are we spending hundreds of billions of dollars and poisoning our water and air for this useless technology?

I just wanna sit down and relax and watch some factory and assembly line videos to learn how shit gets made, but it's all fucking ai generated now.

Just when I think I'm watching a video about avocado oil, a worker reaches into a conveyor belt and an avocado duplicates itself into his hand.

One of those plug in essential oil things but it's loaded with citrus oil.

I have one single brain cell, and its programming is quite simple. When a naked weasel appears inside its vision cone, it activates and presses the 🩷 button.

Coworker nuked the front lobby with a lemon-scented air freshener plug-in, so now every time the door opens, it smells like the lemon-est lemon that ever lemoned.

Oh gosh I need him

I bit the hell out of my tongue while sneezing, can you kiss it for me too?

Obviously that's not all that needs to happen, but it's a start.

A lot of problems would be solved instantaneously if only America did a few things:

Sanction Israel and declare its government a terrorist organization.

Nationalize private prisons, the oil industry, military contractors, and the health insurance industry.

Tax the rich and pay the poor.

Nope, the tax money goes to the friends/family of politicians, and other such investors who own shares in "defense" contractor companies.

The troops don't even get the table scraps... literally.

I don't know.
I don't want to know.

I just need to aaaaa for a little bit.

I haven't touched mine in like 2 years? I think?

The only reason I haven't deleted the account is to squat the username so people can't do bad things with it.

Idk but those carrots are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Thinking ahead isn't something they're capable of. Hell, they're not capable of thinking at all. One's always drunk, and the other has a shriveled raisin brain. This level of incompetence is to be expected.

"How's the war going?"

One ship got missiled twice.

One had a fire in the laundry room that burned for two days and destroyed everything including crew quarters.

One had a sewage system failure leading to shitwater backing up all over the ship.

And now they're all out of edible food.

Egg: the currency of weasels.

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Or even where to host it, since I have zero intention of complying with age verification ID laws.

I kinda wanted to spin up a mastodon instance for my moots and mustelid furries but idk how to set it up and administrate it.

The ballroom is just a cover for what the admin's actually putting there: a military datacenter and führerbunker.