amazing christmas 😍

That's what he thought too 😞🙏

I heard he shipped himself to Madagascar

hello old friend

I forgot how much I love this game 😭

never change anti

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Friends, we do not have time for lateral violence. There is an emergency facing trans people and we need each other.
I know Sarah McBride. Sarah my friend. I see in her a powerful voice in the most hostile circumstances imaginable, a Republican trifecta led by an authoritarian madman...

when you get less daily sleep than you’re supposed to it adds up. i had a migraine all day yesterday and couldn’t eat without throwing up. ended up napping for a total of 8 hours and today i feel completely fine 😭

napped for 4 hours and finally ate some toast without throwing up we're so back

growing up sucks bc wtf do you mean i have to actually address my sleep debt 😭

leaving out a monster energy and a can of zyn for santa

Really appreciate all the kind things all of you are saying. This piece is quite long which is why I've included a table of contents and small sub headers for each section

why did i think the grill was attached to the bike at first glance 😭

been inactive on here waiting for it to blow up but glad to see my goats of old twitter thriving here 🙏

i think it's gonna die off pretty quickly considering bluesky is the fastest growing app on both the apple and google play store rn

When society wants you to get exploited through wage Labour, but your low key just a chill guy who’s not tryna get exploited

It’s tough

wait this is wild 😭

made this specifically for being a reply guy but who am i not to post it normally as well

i just grabbed my handle during the beta and waited to see which twitter clone would actually blow up. happy to see it ended up being the better one

i think it would be really funny if you added me into one as a joke (i promise i have good opinions and i ratio'd henry cuellar when he won his primary against cisneros back in '22)

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

i do but i need more mutuals 😭

bono i missed interacting with you

i put on the sequel once to fall asleep and that's the whole extent i plan on engaging with it bc i already know from reviews they did nothing to further the plot 😭