this story is not a work of fiction however that doesn’t mean everything is real. sound horizon

THERE’S NEW SOUND HORIZON AND NOBODY TOLD ME???????????

this place has a lot more than 140 characters if you ask me!

my sister dragged me out to see wicked at the theater and i must report it absolutely slaps

(whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced by the doctors at work) jakurai would never do this to me

anyway it turns out working in the healthcare industry kind of sucks. if only there had been signs

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#ヒプマイ #ヒプノシスマイク #hypnosismic #hypmic

chibi art of rosho tsutsujimori, sasara narude and rei amayado from hypnosis mic

dotsuitare hompo - osaka division

[ #hypmic #art ]

people are doomposting about the possible end of hypmic but if the division rap battles really end i hope they just start doing other genres just for fun. make the boys solve a crime. isekai their asses i don't care. the gacha games prove you can just put them in any kind of story and it works

hypmic main story currently: chuohku hosts and participates in the final division rap battle in which the winners get to take over japan
hypmic spinoffs currently: chuohku invents a VR metaverse which promptly gets taken over by rogue AI which a plucky intern must salvage with the help of 18 rappers

i haven't seen you since junior year science class

i realize my blog has been running on a queue for months at this point but i never even left tumblr. i just made a new account to house my selfship sideblog to make my dash tidier and then just never logged onto my "main" account anymore bc it was slightly inconvenient now. i never left

locating all my tumblr oomfs on bluesky feels like reconnecting at a high school reunion or maybe finally making contact through a dying ham radio

hello real erin fans 🫶

it took me AN HOUR AND A HALF(!) to get home from work today because apple maps went rogue and started taking me down random ass back roads with zero input from me. i thought i was in a short horror film for a minute

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

the check engine light is like a sister to me

please do not joke about chain chomps. they chomp people. that isn’t funny. that isn’t good.

Screenshot of text that says “Democracy is a form of government in which all participants have equal vote on decisions that affect the group. Democracy does not appear to have a prominent place in Transformers society, as”

dodger blue is WAY too short to be as beautiful as it is. can i get an extended edition or do i just have to settle for a brief glimpse of what heaven probably sounds like

the transition from reincarnated to tv off feels like waking up from a long dream with a new mission in life

i love doctors and most medical professionals in general until i go to work at a doctor’s office and remember that doctors are literally a different species from you and me

i’ve been using twitter exclusively to lurk and follow artists for years so now i actually don’t know what to post anymore. hi